Worst rated Spa and health clubs in Orpington, United Kingdom to Avoid (Updated January, 2024)

Worst rated Spa and health clubs in Orpington

Steer clear of these locations to ensure a positive experience in Orpington. Our list highlights the least favorable places to help you make informed choices and enjoy your time in the city. This list contains 7 places from Spa and health club category.

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Champneys Health Club, Eastwell Manor

Spa and health club

😠 Shockingly dirty “spa”. Excited after walking along the beautiful grounds of Eastwell Manor, I was highly disappointed by the spa. The pool area is ok but the jacuzzi section needs a serious update with visible decaying paint and rust. The steam room is good though. But being there the whole day my...

2.40 (14 reviews) (~58.56 km from centre)

Le Club

Gym

😠 It was my first time in this particular Gym. The key lock on the lockers needed repairs due to them always being stuck and I found it difficult to open it but eventually managed to open it. At the end of my session the members of staff on reception desk showed no interest in signing me up or never...

2.50 (13 reviews) (~75 km from centre)

Sidmouth HarSPA

Spa and health club

😠 I'm very disappointed. After trying for 3 hours to book £300+ worth of treatments I managed to get through to 'Jordan' on reception, whom gruntedly told me ugh well I'm booking things in right now, ugh well it's actually really busy. She went on to say 'I'm not trying to be rude'... she obviously kn...

2.60 (5 reviews) (~246.09 km from centre)

SweatBox Soho

Gay sauna

👍👍 I was apprehensive about this place coz I thought they'd be gym equipment everywhere and as a plus size person gyms are always intimidating. Talking about plus size I thought this place would be discriminatory but the staff was friendly and nice and that already made me feel good. The check In syste...

2.80 (439 reviews) (~22.45 km from centre)

Le Kalon Spa

Spa and health club

😠 The worst spa I've ever been to! So I booked a luxury hammam massage at this spa. There was nothing luxury about it, I turned up and had to find a member of staff who seemed like she couldn't be bothered to be there, next I got changed in the changing rooms that were dirty, paint peeling off the wal...

2.90 (17 reviews) (~23.33 km from centre)

Spa Naturel Brands Hatch

Spa and health club

😠 We were a bit hesitant about staying here as a business with the 3 stars and I wish we didn’t. Clearly the owners/managers are not actioning these reviews. These are just some of many awful points. - check in took 10- 15 mins which wasn’t just us, we saw others go through a process down to a compu...

2.90 (10 reviews) (~11.18 km from centre)

Waterfront Spa and Health Club

Spa and health club

😠 Feel bad for my daughter today. She booked a spa day for mothers day today. We got up early to enjoy a 'spa' day today for Mother's Day at this place. Its not cheap, we were asked to pay extra for a towel and robe at the desk and told steam room light not working. The 'spa' is in the basement a rabb...

3.00 (21 reviews) (~89.44 km from centre)

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Worst rated Spa and health clubs in Orpington, United Kingdom