Worst night club I’ve ever been to in my life. Me and my friends paid 30 euro at the entrance thinking it would be the night of our life there. We walked in and left within 5 minutes because there were only 15-20 other people in there and nobody was dancing. On top of that, we were given NO drinks with entry. A sad excuse for a business honestly. Show some respect to your customers. I’ve been to a lot of great clubs, but none with an entrance over 15 euro. My friends and I asked twice for some sort of refund but no mercy was shown to us. (And to the owners...) most bars/clubs charge higher entry as the night goes on... charging 30 euro at the start of the night is a horrible way to get the party going. Start with 5, then 10, then 15 at the peak of the night. Plenty of places do it, but nobody does 30 unless it’s a strip club. As I left the club, the staff refused to even look at us because they know it was a total scam. Everybody PLEASE spend your money and time elsewhere. This is a horrible and unfair taste of the rest of Lisbon. There are plenty of places that are 1/3 the price and much better parties!!!

We arrived at around 1:30am on a friday evening and waited in line for quite a while however once we got in it was completely empty (see images). There was a bar area with a few more people however also there the music sounded like the DJ did not know what he was doing. I don’t know how a club with this many people standing in line managed to make for such a miserable atmosphere. Maybe it is because they sent so many people away or maybe it is because of the music. If you are looking for nightlife in lisbon don’t go here, rather visit pink street or something in that area.

Had drinks outside facing this beautiful square on the river. Service ok and the wine was reasonably priced compared to some Lisbon restaurants.

This club is really worth it! The people who work there are very nice and cool, the techno music's always good and there are two floors, a big one downstairs and a smaller one upstairs, surrounded by a nice gallery-like area where you can just hang out on the sofas for a bit. Also, it is always open until 7-8am, so it is the perfect timing for catching the sunrise at the perfect location: Praça do Comércio. My favorite club in Lisbon! 💫

Should have looked at the google maps reviews. It was a disappointment from start to finish, only the location is great, the staff does not care about the guest and the food was mediocre. Now I see that it is actually a nightclub which explains the lack of quality in the restaurant outside.

entrance 10€ with drink. 5€ the one shot. 8€ the large beer. you are obviously taking advantage of students

Awesome club with two floors. They open 12:30-1:00 am, so take tour time before going to the club. Dancefloor open until 7 am. Nice party

Can’t give you a zero, so I give you…a 1. The bouncer at the club was very rude. She didn’t let one of our friends in because she had a drink at the queue before entering the club. The bouncer asked her to not come in with the drink, which is normal and we understand. My friend proceeded to finish her drink and throw it away but the bouncer got offended for no reason and kicked her out of the club. When we tried to reason with her nicely and politely, she told my friend she was uneducated and she wouldn’t continue the conversation. We thought that as tourists, we were probably not familiar with “club etiquette” in lisbon but the same thing happened to some lisbon locals behind us in the line. Completely ruined our lisbon night-out experience for the day. Not okay. This is not the way to treat tourists or anyone at all.

This is a great club for those who are in need of electronic music 💊 🎶 🔊💣😍

I was here on a Thursday at a real techno rave from @riktus.party (on Instagram). It was THE BEST. The music artists were really good and the atmosphere was great as well. Really cool lights and so many alternative people. Definitely recommend! People do smoke inside, so be aware if you don’t like that.

Its not for eat maybe to drink a cofee and spend time ..Not recomand ! Also its great people but its not very cheap ! We order octopus with some salad and potatos..small portion.I hope the night club its ok !?Restaurant not !

Greatly Disappointed, especially for 10€ entry fee. -Btw I wrote a similar comment on their Insta and got banned.- Yesterday I went for the first time. There were only the resident DJs. Their quality seemed quite inferior to me (the actual mixing, drops, feeling the music and moving the crowd, behaviour, etc.). Electronic music lovers: don't go if this matters to you. Also, most people were smoking inside,...back to early 2000s when that was cool... The Ladies' toliets were okay for clubbing. There are options for sit&rest (make sure you wear dark bottoms as I stained my light-coloured jeans with brown dirt all over). Thought of repeating when there are capable DJs performing (non-resident), but now that they couldn't deal with criticism will consider staying away. Wasted money and sleep ....

The overall rating is not at all accurate. Service is a bit slow but super friendly, all drinks are great, view and atmosphere is chill! Can recommend for first drinks in the city to check out the next place for dinner etc.

Great techno party but had to leave after one hour because everyone is constantly smoking inside, including security so I couldn’t breathe nor keep my eyes open. Apparently it’s legal, perhaps the club should do something with the ventilation. Just don’t go if you’re a non-smoker, I’ve never seen this amount of smoke in others European techno clubs. Bring your own earplugs because they don’t provide it. Besides that, good security and employees, great sound system and decoration.

The best club in Lisbon. You will hardly find another club with a welcoming feeling like this, everybody is really nice to you and you can have a good time without the weird vibe that some clubs have. There are 2 floors and good areas to hangout and have a good time. The only part I didn't like, was when the music stopped and everyone had to go home. 10/10

A no-nonsense techno club right in the centre of Lisbon. Ministerium has great bookings, a quality sound system and pretty much nowhere to sit and chat so you just have to spend your whole night dancing to real techno. If this doesn't sound like fun then avoid. Walking out onto Praca do Comercio when the sun has just come up is a real treat.

You pay for the view. Chef waiter tried to get more tip even I left already more than 10%. Place not worth to visit.

We arrived at this club around 2am and went through for about €20 which is reasonable. The venue itself has a lot of potential but it seemed pretty empty on Saturday night. The techno/trance being played was not really that good compared to what you find elsewhere. Good venue for a visit once but I wouldn’t go back.

Great Mojito 0,5 l taste very good

I' d call it the worst ever club. A terrible music "dj" on the main floor making this also impossible to listen. Bad service and people who are just unkind and rude. Again, the dj was not even close to make it fun. Terrible.

As a nightclub it’s ok the most, but the restaurant food is really good. Highly recommend the Portuguese steak! (it tastes much much better than it looks)

Been here for partying only, at least the club inside is well organized and the atmosphere was good.

Awesome club- terrible sound system. Bars are well-placed, coat check was a bit confusing to find at first but the bar/kitchen area was great! Thanks for a mad night L!ve Lisboa!

Really disappointing. I should have known better. The square is off course very touristic and it is unlikely that local people eat here. Tourists come and go, so there is no incentive to make good food. Please do not eat here. Service is also terrible.

(Translated by Google) Great (Original) Ottimo

A great atmospheric place. The food was delicious. I recommend restaurants.

The front door man was extremely rude very unnecessarily and clearly was lying because of some insecurity he had. What a weird situation. Definitely not the best energy

The best in Lisbon. Perfect reception starting from the door lady. Good team, family feeling

A nice club with good music and chill vibes. It has two floors with a different dj on each one. One is allowed to smoke inside as well, good for some bad for others.

Good club with techno, not the best and a bit overpriced. But had cool vibes though and a cool location

Nice big place, very friendly staff. Visited during the WebSummit even

Nice deep techno music. Smoking is allowed in the club and almost everyone smokes. So if you dont smoke, dont go. Club was full of smoke. Drinks were okay too

Ok good, reasonable service

The worst alcohol we tried in our lives. Gyn-tonic tasted like sanitary alcohol... For 7€ the drink they could offer something better... 12€ entry. Just go somewhere else, it will for sure be better

all smoking around...yeah

(Translated by Google) Club indicated open on google and unable to find the entry according to the GPS. Disappointed. (Original) Club indiqué ouvert sur google et impossible de trouver l'entrée suivant le GPS. Decu.

(Translated by Google) Bad kitchen.kitchen is limited in quality..very salt. Toilet was very dirty and despite my comment about this, they did nothing to keep me satisfied. Not recommended! (Original) Bad kitchen.keuken is beperkt in kwaliteit..erg zout. Toilet was erg vies en ondanks mijn opmerking hierover deed men niets om mij tevreden te houden. Geen aanrader!

Samstag nacht dort verbracht. Richtig gute Leute und wir hatten den tollsten Techno DJ der uns eine unvergessliche Nacht bereitet hat. Sehr geil. Das holen wir nach;)

Imo currently best techno club in town, Thursdays hard/industrial, Fridays/Saturdays everything between techno and house. if you don't act stupid, you're for sure having a great night 🥂

8 euros for a beer is a bit much, but the lady at the door made uip for it, she was extremely welcoming and lovely!

Full of rich kids. Beer for 8€. The whole vibe is touristy and cringe. Ask around for better events.

(Translated by Google) Good juices (Original) Gute Säfte

Best nightclub in Lisbon! The staff is awesome and very nice! Especially the girl at the door! You feel around family. 😁

Decent nightclub in central Lisbon. Prices are more on the upper end with an ordinary Moscow Mile costing €14.

I lose the Ticket for the cloakroom, I go over to see if it's still there or if someone had already taken it the girl was helping me and the other told him he has to wait until the end of the evening, when I had been 5 minutes before to pick up something from within. in the end guys, i never found my folder with all my life in it! Wow I will never go to this place again!

(Translated by Google) New Years Eve party. We spent 2:20 in this club, with a DJ who did not mix ... So disappointment on the music side. And for the atmosphere, we were surrounded by smokers, very few people were dancing. However, there was a line to go when we left! (Original) Soirée du Nouvel An. Nous avons passé 2h20 dans ce club, avec un DJ qui ne mixait pas... Donc déception côté musique. Et pour l'ambiance, on était entouré de fumeurs, très peu de personnes dansaient. Pourtant, il y avait la queue pour rentrer lorsque nous sommes partis !

We went here just for dinner. It was easy- right on the plaza and we could eat outside under some heat lamps. We really enjoyed the ambiance. I've seen lots of complaints for the service, and to be honest, I notices several employees on their phones multiple times for significant amounts of time. It was of minor effect on our meal though. Our server was pretty cute and friendly. She was kind and helpful. There was something for everyone in our large group. Lots of variety for a wide range of palates. Everyone seemed to say the same thing about their food: that it was pretty good, though exactly what they expected. The salmon burger was a highlight. Not a ton of vegetarian options. But a great place to eat, lots of points for the location and ambiance.

Club is cool and staff was nice, but everyone is smoking inside which is disgusting and drinks sizes are ridiculously small.

Visited last week. It was early enough and the place was only starting to fill up. No long island ice tea at the bar so this was a shame. Smoking is allowed indoors at nightclubs which was very new to me. Smoking inside is illegal at home, felt like I smoked a 20 pack. The main floor speakers were too loud/high to the point they were crackling. Upper floor was cozy and more Intimate.

Quality tunes deep/tech on the harder end, a bit of a queue but all gravy once we got in. Heavy tunes inside and not too long queues for the bar!

The best vibe in Lisbon. All staff cool. If you ask gently and respectful they do all they can to make you happy. Doorkeepers, barman Agner, VIP bouncer Beatriz, Dj Tiago, and my angel: Margarida... Thank you guys .. my night was great because of you

We dined here twice. Samie was out waiter on both occasions. He made it his personal mission to make sure we had a good time, and the food itself was great too! All in all, a great place to eat and a wonderful experience

(Translated by Google) Good alternative music (Original) Boa música alternativa

nice techno music but the entry is way too expensive not worth it

Very poor service, inexperienced and clumsy attendant, the food is not worth half the amount charged.

Price vs quality not in order. Tuna steak was drowning in oil and tasteless, cold spinach and sirloin steak of mediocre quality. Veggies under quooked. Starters are ok. On top of all the forget the nut allergy for my wife for dessert that we mentioned earlier. Great location, great view, didn't get the experience that we hoped for.

Poor service and for the price you pay food was nothing special at all. The french fries were the worst we ever had, not even cut properly. Chicken piri-piri was deep fried with no species therefore tasteless. Octopus was chewy and lack of flavors, too. The waitresses were mixing the orders and delivering wrong dishes. Also we needed to wait for our mains for more than 1h and when asked how long it will take the waitress just murmured something and never came back with an answer.

Had a cirque summit party there and was a good place to hang out .

Nice place in the sun with friendly service and excellent view of the main square

Club

Friggin gross. Do not..

(Translated by Google) super relaxed atmosphere good service the manager was 5 STARS excellent sunset recommend (Original) ambiente super descontraído bom serviço o gerente foi 5 ESTRELAS excelente por do sol recomendo

(Translated by Google) Good food but a little expensive for what it is. Very good cocktails. Deserts by cons much too sweet. (Original) Des bons plats mais un peu cher pour ce que c'est. Très bons cocktails. Des desserts par contre beaucoup trop sucrés.

(Translated by Google) An unsuitable restaurant to sell catering. Bad food, bad service and especially excessive intake for the quality of the product. I do not recommend it to anyone, do not be tempted. (Original) Un restaurant non approprié à vendre de la restauration. Des plats mauvais, un mauvais service et surtout des pris excessifs pour la qualité du produit. Je ne le recommande à PERSONNE ne vous laissez pas tenter.

(Translated by Google) Disappointed The bacalhau assado is not tasty, it's just cooked with a ton of oil! And the small bottle of water at € 2.50 !!! (Original) Déçu Le bacalhau assado edt pas bon il est cuit tous simplement avec une tonne d’huile! Et la petite bouteille d’eau à 2€50!!!

(Translated by Google) Watch out for the tourist trap! Service very very slow. Forgotten orders ... servers that seem sleepy. I advise against. (Original) Attention à l'attrape touriste ! Service trés trés lent. Des oublis dans la commande ... des serveurs qui semblent endormis. Je déconseille.

Waaaaay too expensive, 30€ at entrance... Good experience. Intense

A horrific experience at the door. We had tickets and the waitress, Margarida, was horrendously inhospitable for no reason. I’ve never experienced this kind of treatment and I will be taking my complaint further.

Good food and awesome drinks!

Ok venue, rude security, overpriced drinks but good techno music all night

Awesome function one soundsystem and kind staff. Nice events. Unfortunately a little bit overpriced. Big beer 8€.

(Translated by Google) Visually full of promise but once at the table ... Prices are only at the height of the place. For the rest, very slow service, impossible to challenge a server, order error, dishes well presented but good no more and in small quantities with that ... To avoid ! (Original) Visuellement plein de promesses mais une fois à table ... Les prix sont uniquement à hauteur du lieu. Pour le reste, service très lent, impossible d'interpeller un serveur, erreur de commande, plats bien présentés mais bon sans plus et en petite quantité avec ça ... À éviter !

Extremely rude staff.

Rude security and poor service. Would never go there again.

(Translated by Google) the restaurant is good but you have to pay attention to the bugs you can find in their salads (Original) o restaurante é bom, mas você tem que prestar atenção aos insetos que você pode encontrar em suas saladas

(Translated by Google) Slow and expensive service. Not come (Original) Servicio lento y caros. No venir

(Translated by Google) I liked the Bitoque and the caipirinha! (Original) Gostei do Bitoque e da caipirinha!

(Translated by Google) Unlike many, I like the spot with the exception of climbing a staircase to go to the cloakroom or wc, otherwise top (Original) Ao contrário de muitos, gosto do spot com a exceção de subir uma escadaria para ir ao bengaleiro ou wc, de resto top

(Translated by Google) 12 € the entrance. Cleanliness of the box to be reviewed (toilets unworthy of the human beings) room of the very glaucous high. Disappointment. (Original) 12€ l’entrée. Propreté de la boîte à revoir👎🏼 (toilettes indignes des êtres humains) salle du haut très glauque. Deception.

Chose this club for our last night in Lisbon. Clubs a decent size and played good music. Wasn’t a bad place to visit but the other clubs we tried over the weekend were better.

Quite expensive drinks and quite empty. They only played tech-house when we were here. Would be a lot better if you check the music before going here.

Music and sound system were nice. Rude staff, especially the bald man at the entrance. Kinda expensive (15 euros) to wait hours in line to pay 8 euros for a beer. No earplugs available and the volume was way too high.

(Translated by Google) Great restaurant but price too high, too many people smoke can not breathe (Original) Super restaurant mais prix trop élevé,trop de personne fument ont ne peut pas respirer

Techno in this place is really good. I will sujest you to go when is the Riktus event (Happen every week) because they bring big Djs (Zeus, Anetha...) or in Sunday, they close like 8:00 so is a great party for sunday.Best place in Lisboa