1/5 Smriti S. 6 months ago on Google
This
kitchen
should
seriously
contemplate
the
idea
of
permanently
closing
its
doors.
Frankly,
I’m
baffled
by
how
it
manages
to
stay
afloat
–
it
must
be
thanks
to
the
servers
and
prime
location,
because
when
it
comes
to
food
offerings,
especially
for
vegetarians,
this
place
is
huge
disappointment.
I
didn’t
set
foot
in
here
with
high
hopes,
and
we
made
the
most
cautious,
least
adventurous
choices
to
avoid
disappointment.
However,
this
place
not
only
met
my
low
expectations
but
managed
to
drag
them
even
further
into
the
abyss.
The
mere
act
of
trying
to
consume
the
food
was
a
huge
task,
and
all
we
ordered
were
a
Kaiserschmarrn,
pizza,
and
hot
chocolate.
I’ve
had
better
hot
chocolate
from
vending
machines
on
the
U-Bahn
for
just
a
euro.
My
sincere
recommendation?
Consider
throwing
your
money
into
the
wind
instead
of
dining
at
this
establishment
and
inadvertently
encouraging
them
to
continue
producing
subpar
food.
If,
by
some
chance,
the
restaurant
staff
stumble
upon
this
review,
please,
for
the
love
of
all
things
culinary,
just
refrain
from
preparing
food.
Stick
to
serving
Beer
and
Fries
(you
can
buy
those
from
the
store
and
just
fry
them).
Because
if
you
persist
in
concocting
your
own
dishes,
you
risk
causing
permanent
culinary
trauma
and
shattering
people’s
trust
in
Bavarian
cuisine.
Spare
us,
for
the
sake
of
humankind,
from
this
culinary
calamity.