2/5 Tobias K. 7 months ago on Google
I'll
start
with
the
punchline
which
is
"Avoid
this
hotel
at
its
current
price
and
star
rating
level",
in
other
words
you
are
getting
very
little
in
return
for
your
money.
*ISSUES*
Starting
from
least
to
worst,
the
hotel
is
very
bare
bones.
There
are
absolutely
no
amenities
to
speak
of,
not
even
a
nice
lounge
to
speak
of.
But
whatever,
no
one
goes
to
a
hotel
to
look
at
a
pretty
lounge
but
as
a
5
star
hotel
you'd
think
they
would
have
something
to
make
a
good
impression
with.
The
hallways
are
drab
and
look
old,
the
elevator
is
slow
and
creaky
and
there's
only
one
of.
There
are
paint
chips
across
the
hotel,
dirty
carpets,
you
get
the
picture.
Their
restaurant
which
doubles
as
their
breakfast
location
is
closed
which
in
of
itself
is
a
non-issue,
but
in
its
stead
they
turned
the
lobby
and
an
adjacent
conference
room
into
a
buffet
style
breakfast
offering.
Quite
embarrassing
honestly
but
it
could
have
been
forgiving
if
not
for
the
horrible
quality
of
their
offerings.
A
single
pod
machine
coffee
maker
and
some
supermarket
quality
pastries
and
thats
pretty
much
it.
To
those
who
are
familiar
with
the
brand,
Howard
Johnson
would've
blown
this
out
of
the
water.
What
they
could
have
done
better?
Maybe
just
provide
everyone
with
in-room
breakfast?
I
think
that
would've
made
worlds
of
difference.
Finally
the
rooms
themselves
which
of
course
are
the
most
important.
Again,
if
this
was
a
3
star
hotel?
I
would
be
singing
it
praises.
But
when
its
rated
as
a
5
star
hotel
with
a
price
to
match,
expectations
have
been
set.
And
definitely
not
even
close
to
met.
The
rooms
are
as
bare
bones
as
they
come.
They
barely
include
any
toiletries.
The
shower
was
the
worst
part,
there
is
no
shower
head.
Instead
they
have
one
of
those
plastic
hoses
that
run
from
the
bathtub
faucet.
And
the
hose
is
was
super
short
and
ran
literally
in
the
middle
of
the
shower
so
it
was
in
the
way
of
actually
showering
its
hard
to
explain
in
words
I
should've
taken
a
photo.
The
water
was
weak
and
had
barely
any
flow.
I
had
a
better
shower
walking
through
the
mist
in
Paris.
The
room
door
had
zero
sound
insulation,
I
constantly
heard
my
neighbor
opening
and
when
their
door
closed,
my
room
literally
shook.
I
could
hear
them
moving
their
clothes
in
their
closet.
I'm
just
glad
I
didnt
have
someone
who
was
actually
noisy
as
a
neighbor,
I
can
imagine
that'd
probably
have
been
a
nightmare.
All
in
all,
I
will
absolutely
avoid
this
hotel,
if
anyone
stays
here
hoping
to
have
a
magical
Paris
experience,
this
is
not
it.
There
was
no
deal
breakers
here,
but
just
a
huge
star
rating
and
price
tag
for
a
2-star
hotel.
*PROS*
I
will
give
credit
where
its
due
to
the
staff
here.
They
seem
to
be
some
of
the
most
well
trained
employees
in
hospitality
I
have
come
across.
Unfortunately
friendly
and
helpful
smiles
do
not
make
up
for
a
below
mediocre
hardware
product.
The
location
is
fine.
Convenient,
but
so
is
the
30
other
hotels
just
in
the
same
block.