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5DPorn

Museum Performing arts theater

😠 Do NOT waste your money!!! For €12,50 an hour you can go to a family movie in 4DX and experience more action. I do not have any pics to post, due to the fact I wanted to leave as fast as possible. Good points: - The personnel was nice. - IT'S VERY VERY VERY SHORT! I think the movie is 5 minutes fro... People often mention experience, funny, money, time, movie, minutes, staff, Amsterdam,


Address

Oudekerksplein 18, 1012 GZ Amsterdam, Netherlands

Website

www.5dporn.nl

Contact

+31 6 12745836

Rating on Google Maps

3.60 (148 reviews)

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Working Hours

  • Friday: 4 PM to 1:30 AM
  • Saturday: 4 PM to 1:30 AM
  • Sunday: 4 PM to 12 AM
  • Monday: 4 PM to 12 AM
  • Tuesday: 4 PM to 12 AM
  • Wednesday: 4 PM to 12 AM
  • Thursday: 4 PM to 12 AM

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Frequently mentioned in reviews: experience (15) funny (10) money (8) time (8) movie (7) minutes (7) staff (7) Amsterdam (6)
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  • 1/5 Darby de B. 4 years ago on Google
    Do NOT waste your money!!! For €12,50 an hour you can go to a family movie in 4DX and experience more action. I do not have any pics to post, due to the fact I wanted to leave as fast as possible. Good points: - The personnel was nice. - IT'S VERY VERY VERY SHORT! I think the movie is 5 minutes from beginning to end. Bad points: - The room is very small - The screen is too close - The 3D quality is the worse I've seen since beginning of 3D. I sat there with one eye closed - Poor sound quality - The movie is a compilation of some random shots taken in Amsterdam, and if your lucky you'll see some pornographic content - The chairs are just moving. They are NOT synced to the screen at all. - Incredibly expensive for what you get
    13 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 1/5 Dan K. 1 year ago on Google
    You lose nothing, if you don’t see it.
    12 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 4/5 Florian L. 4 years ago on Google • 369 reviews
    Nice fun for 12.50 euros. Lots of fun effects like wind, soap bubbles and foam. A funny story in Amsterdam that reminds you a bit of the film Eurotrip. A bit short at just under 10 minutes, but with a happy ending :-)
    3 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 1/5 Timothy L. 5 months ago on Google • 151 reviews
    I walked pass this place and the 5D got me curious, so I thought I'd go visit there on my way back. As I was walking back, it suddenly started to rain. When I got to this place again, I went inside and a lady came to me asking if I am coming inside to get info or to hide from the rain, because if it's the latter then I have to stand outside. As impolite as it seemed, I let it slide and told her I'd like to know more about what to expect from this venue and she told me about it, then ended it with if you're interested let me know otherwise please stand outside. I told her thank you very much and then went for the booklet to read a little bit more about it, but then she kept saying "if you want to read, please stand outside".
    4 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 1/5 John D. 1 year ago on Google
    The biggest load of rubbish don't waste your money , if was a euro is be too much
    6 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 David F. 1 year ago on Google
    Best experience in Amsterdam. Absolutely recommend it. Remember to bring an umbrella!! Staff was - maybe drunk - but nonetheless awesome.
    6 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Maximilian Lang o. 1 year ago on Google
    Thanks so much for a great time. We went in and didn't know what to expect but the staff was really friendly and ushered us in. We couldn't stop laughing after seeing it. Definitely the highlight of are trip!!!!
    5 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Shannon O. 8 months ago on Google • 22 reviews
    Great idea and great fun. We laughed from start to finish! Not what you'd expect, one of the best things we've done on our trip so far.
    3 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 4/5 Chantal J. 7 months ago on Google • 10 reviews
    Found out about this sexy gem during a walking tour. My partner and I laughed pretty hard, and it finished with a happy ending. The staff is also wonderful. Note: The video is more fun than serious, so don't go in expecting a hard time.
    3 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 1/5 Angie S. 1 year ago on Google
    Rude staff horrible place. Do not waste ur money here
    3 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 3/5 Soumar A. 1 year ago on Google
    It's nice to try The seats move around. There's an Eyeglasses for 3d that you put on. Then a movie of 10 minutes probably will be shown. with Real effects such as water vapor and soap foam.
    3 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 1/5 MVD THREE STRIKES J. 4 years ago on Google
    Absolutely rubbish, do not waste your time and money, all u see a man running away from old women then u get sprayed with a bit of foam not worth your 12.50 wouldn't pay 2 euro to watch. Svae your time and money.. We should have for a refund
    3 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 louca B. 8 months ago on Google • 3 reviews
    What can I say... Honestly, it was an amazing experience! I went there with my girlfriend and we couldn't stop laughing. It was by far the best thing we had done that evening. On top of that the staff are super friendly!!
    2 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Aggievi 1 year ago on Google
    Fun experience, I went with my friends and the staff made it eve better! Such a friend member of the team, loved it!
    2 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Sophy H. 4 years ago on Google
    Best ten minutes of my life! I had low expectations but it was super fun. Really silly in a good way
    2 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 1/5 Madhusudhan Reddy D. 1 year ago on Google
    Worst ever show I have ever seen in my life. Forget about 5D, it's not even matches the quality of 2D. I felt like sitting in a moving seat watching some non synchronising nonsense. It costs 12.5€ for just 5-6 mins. Peepshow is much more better than this. Don't waste money.
    2 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 4/5 Riyan Bin N. 4 years ago on Google
    It was a fun experience. I would’ve loved it if it lasted longer 😅. The 3D effect is not really felt and the movement of the seats are inconsistent with the events. Overall all a lovely new experience worth trying 👌🏾
    2 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Auguste �. 1 year ago on Google • 48 reviews
    It was amazing experience. It was about 5-7 minutes, but it was worth it. It was fun, especially with the water, bubble and soap (REAL) effects, also moving seats. I didn't expected that. Recommend!
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 1/5 Ahmad M. 5 months ago on Google • 40 reviews
    Do not pay euro for this trash
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 4/5 Magda H. 5 months ago on Google • 81 reviews
    With a friend, good fun.

  • 1/5 L O. 4 months ago on Google • 3 reviews
    This is an awful attempt at 5D. Its €14 to sit in a chair for 6 minutes, which moves in a square motion non-stop for no reason and doesn't enhance the experience whatsoever. The film includes random scenes across amsterdam, with really minor and minimal sexual content (a few seconds). This experience really is the epitome of you putting your money down the drain. Avoid, its awful!
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 4/5 Surendra S. 3 years ago on Google
    Doesn't worth paying 12.5€, it's value stands at 8€. If you can spend 4 more you can visit the show
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 4/5 Elise L. 9 months ago on Google
    the staff were very friendly and the film was very funny and unexpected especially with the 4D effects. Would recommend as a quick funny experience in Amsterdam! :)
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Félix b. 5 months ago on Google • 46 reviews
    Tres null mais on a bien rit

  • 3/5 Sämi P. aus E. 7 months ago on Google • 7 reviews
    The film is funny and the whole thing is exciting for once but then you've seen it. Is it worth the money if only barely.

  • 5/5 Jille V. 4 months ago on Google • 6 reviews
    Cool place and nice movie 5D Boys and Girls 👌

  • 4/5 Michelle H. 4 months ago on Google • 4 reviews
    Me and my husband found this so funny. It’s just a laugh for 5 minutes and the lady on the front desk was so friendly (Jane was her name) Don’t go in expecting sexy time - it’s fun!

  • 2/5 Piyush M. 2 years ago on Google
    Opening time not correct on maps

  • 2/5 Anna K. 8 months ago on Google
    This is really bad. Change the movie and stop with this chair moves, this doesn’tmake sense. Two stars instead of one for lovely lady at the front.

  • 4/5 qweuwewe f. 1 year ago on Google
    New energy is a very hot topic recently and has been applied to many fields. There is a very famous Green Fuel Ireland in Ireland. It can turn renewable resources into some energy that can be used by people. This green energy station is located in St Michael 's Cottages. We can visit it this weekend, and then go to the 5-D Cinema to see a movie to relax.

  • 5/5 Alejandro M. 1 year ago on Google
    It’s a great experience, really funny, and the service is amazing 👌🏼

  • 4/5 Ronak P. 4 years ago on Google
    It was different experience. It seems a little high price for 6 min clip. But enjoyed a lot and like ending surprise on me.😅

  • 3/5 Diana G. 2 years ago on Google
    Not what you would expect, also expensive for so so litle time.

  • 5/5 Vernon M. 4 years ago on Google
    It went above my expectations. I would recommend this place to everyone. Very great experience!

  • 3/5 Jesus Christ (. 4 years ago on Google
    The price is too high for just a few mins. And don't expect this to be a Peep Show, you will get a terrible surprise at the end.

  • 5/5 Iuri R. 4 years ago on Google
    Super fun experience! The place has really good vibes, and the personnel is super friendly! Perfect to get to know the red light district, and his secrets :D

  • 3/5 red b. 2 years ago on Google
    Not really what I excepted

  • 5/5 Luke G. 6 months ago on Google • 2 reviews
    If you’re going to Amsterdam with a buddy to have some laid back fun and too enjoy yourself then put this on your list. Only a short video but when you’ve got someone next to you it makes it awkward and funny and it’s a memory I’ll never forget. The lady who works there deserves 5/5 stars just for being herself!
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Jutta S. 8 months ago on Google • 2 reviews
    Very funny. We passed it spontaneously and went in without thinking twice. Would watch again!
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Theodora G. 10 months ago on Google • 2 reviews
    It's funny amazing and sexy! And the host is so fun and make you feel good before the experience! Really recommend

  • 5/5 Erin H. 7 months ago on Google • 1 review
    Me and my partner were wondering around the red light district and when we found this place we were skeptical but it was so much fun! It was so funny and the staff were super nice, next time I’m in Amsterdam I’m sure to go them again❤️


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