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Ventured
into
the
whimsical
wonderland
that
is
the
Unicorn
Cafe,
lured
by
the
promise
of
magic
and
rainbow
delights.
Brace
yourselves
–
it
was
like
entering
a
unicorn-themed
rollercoaster
of
disappointment.
🦄✨
The
place
seemed
to
have
absorbed
a
bit
too
much
unicorn
magic,
leaving
it
looking
more
worn-out
than
a
fairy
tale
paperback
missing
a
few
pages.
Picture
this:
a
menu
with
secrets
hidden
behind
taped-off
pages,
making
it
the
foodie
equivalent
of
a
mystical
treasure
hunt.
Sadly,
the
rainbow
crepe
rolls,
the
majestic
rainbow
crepe
cake,
and
the
enchanting
rainbow
fries
were
nowhere
to
be
found
–
apparently,
they
were
off
gallivanting
in
some
alternate
universe.
Opting
for
a
unicorn
green
tea
latte
seemed
like
the
last
glimmer
of
hope.
Alas,
the
whipped
cream,
instead
of
a
vibrant
rainbow,
sported
a
more
modest
shade
of
pink.
Perhaps
they
decided
it's
easier
to
be
a
one-color
wonder
than
attempt
a
whipped
cream
masterpiece.
To
add
a
touch
of
magic,
they
whisked
my
green
tea
away
to
another
dimension
(or
just
another
room)
for
a
microwave
magic
show.
The
taste?
Well,
let's
just
say
it
was
as
enchanting
as
a
budget
fairy
godmother's
attempt
at
spellcasting
–
meh.
The
disappointment
crescendoed
when
the
realization
hit
that
my
dreams
of
ordering
whimsical
wonders
from
the
menu
were
shattered.
The
furniture,
like
a
fairy
tale
castle
in
dire
need
of
a
renovation,
added
a
touch
of
rustic
charm.
The
background
music
seemed
like
it
wandered
in
from
a
different
enchanted
forest,
completely
missing
the
unicorn
vibe
memo.
They
do
offer
unicorn
onesies
for
sale
or
rent
–
a
tempting
prospect
for
a
legendary
photo
op.
However,
peering
inside,
the
magic
fizzled,
and
the
allure
of
a
mediocre
picture
op
vanished
like
a
puff
of
unicorn
smoke.
Verdict:
Save
your
quest
for
magical
moments
elsewhere.
Unicorn
Cafe,
you're
more
like
a
unicorn
gone
rogue
than
a
magical
haven.
🌈❌
#NotSoEnchanted
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