1/5 Chloe T. 9 months ago on Google • 58 reviews
I
told
our
waiter
I
would
not
leave
a
review,
but
I
must
warn
others
to
stay
away
from
tourist
trap
“La
Table
d’Hôtes”.
I
anticipate
they
will
reply
to
this
as
they
do
to
other
negative
reviews
by
placing
the
blame
on
one’s
expectations
with
no
accountability
or
offer
to
make
anything
better.
There's
no
room
to
complain
in
the
experience
because
you
are
sitting
with
ten
strangers;
we
didn't
want
to
ruin
anyone's
evening
by
being
upset
in
front
of
them
or
abruptly
leaving;
I
waited
to
complain
until
we
were
paying.
The
waiter
did
not
apologize.
My
husband
and
I
live
in
the
San
Francisco
area
and
have
eaten
at
many
Michelin
and
fine
dining
establishments,
both
in
the
US
and
abroad.
I
speak
and
understand
some
French,
my
husband
does
not,
but
I
do
not
think
that
being
fluent
would
have
changed
our
poor
experience.
First
of
all,
I
wish
to
be
quite
clear
that
this
review
is
about
the
high-end
La
Table
d’Hôtes,
and
not
the
brasserie
upstairs.
These
restaurants
being
combined
here
is
misleading.
When
we
arrived,
the
host
confused
our
reservation
and
sat
us
at
the
brasserie,
where
we
sat
for
awhile,
unattended,
before
someone
else
came
to
our
table,
informed
us
a
mistake
had
been
made,
and
that
we
were
supposed
to
be
downstairs.
Our
waiter
had
an
unkempt
appearance,
with
a
wrinkled
uniform
and
a
gaudy
name
tag
that
seemed
all
very
casual
for
a
meal
that
would
ultimately
top
500€
for
us.
The
sommelier,
in
an
equally
unkempt
polo
and
name
tag
(similar
to
McDonalds
uniforms)
who
could
not
pour
a
pairing-size
pour
consistently
all
night
with
very
little
understanding
of
basic
wine
service
etiquette,
glasses
on
people’s
lefts,
rights,
and
not
even
all
pre-set
at
the
table
when
we
sat
down.
There
was
a
miscommunication
and
she
thought
my
husband
and
I
were
sharing
the
pairing,
which
was
corrected
when
she
came
back
and
gave
my
husband
and
I
comically
large
pours.
She
proceeded
to
give
us
both
extra
booze
all
night
because
I
think
she
wanted
to
get
us
drunk
and
thought
we
were
uncultured
Americans.
The
pairing
(75€
pp)
featured
the
cheapest
wines
from
top
producers.
It
featured
entirely
white
wines,
with
the
exception
of
one
red,
which
was
a
disappointment.
After
the
unimaginative
appetizer
of
bread
and
butter,
we
were
put
on
a
video
conference
with
Etchebest
after
watching
a
short,
trailer
for
the
restaurant.
It
was
a
strange,
reality
TV
show
experience.
The
first
course
was
where
my
path
began
to
diverge
due
to
my
allergies,
which
-
to
the
restaurant’s
credit
-
were
handled
well.
My
husband
was
presented
with
a
fried
oyster,
and
a
mollusk
paste
that
resembled
imitation
crab.
I
got
a
burnt
piece
of
root
vegetable
with
a
horrible
combination
of
flavors
in
a
foam.
We
ate,
hoping
it
could
get
better.
Then,
a
tepid
and
salty
mushroom
soup.
Next,
a
small
slice
of
tasteless
foie
gras
enveloped
in
a
brioche
covering
with
a
passion
fruit
sauce.
It
looked
nothing
like
a
recent
picture
of
this
dish
that
the
restaurant
posted
on
social
media.
The
fourth
course
was
another
diversion
for
me;
I
received
two
large
pieces
of
a
veal
chop
that
were
out
of
proportion
with
the
fish
that
was
presented
to
the
other
guests.
My
veal
was
cold,
tough
and
dry.
My
husband’s
fish
was
unseasoned
and
accompanied
by
inedible
mussels
that
most
people
pushed
around
their
plates.
The
final
main
course
was
duck
à
l’orange,
which
may
have
been
the
only
dish
I
may
describe
from
our
experience
as
tasty.
The
two
dessert
courses
were
simply
bad.
A
salted
crumble
with
olives
and
chocolate
mousse,
accompanied
by
what
I
can
only
describe
as
a
martini
slushie.
Then
the
final
straw
was
a
rancid
burrata
served
with
rocket
and
underripe
strawberries.
Dining
near
the
kitchen
was
noisy
and
underwhelming.
I
pity
these
young
chefs
who
think
they
are
achieving
something
by
working
under
this
self-important
little
man
Etchebest.
The
scratched
Christofle
silverware
was
a
gimmick.
It
certainly
was
a
night
at
the
opera,
where
one
watched
the
performance
of
a
dining
establishment
crash
the
lowest
expectations.
I'm
embarrassed
of
our
waste
of
time
and
money.
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