1/5 Melinda D. 1 year ago on Google
If
you
don't
mind
being
lectured
at
about
the
virtue-signalling
variety
of
sustainability
by
po-faced
staff,
while
receiving
only
a
grudging
apology
for
the
intermittent
(or
at
times,
non-existent)
conference-room
WiFi,
this
could
be
the
venue
for
your
next
corporate
event.
(Bonus:
the
conference
room
we
used
has
both
an
iron/ironing
board,
and
a
street
library,
amply
stocked
with
Lee
Child,
Kathy
Reichs
and
James
Patterson
titles.)
The
food
is
of
variable
quality.
When
booking
the
venue
weeks
in
advance,
our
group
was
assured
that
dietary
requirements
would
be
accommodated.
We
had
Halal,
Gluten-free
(Celiac)
and
Vegetarian
guests.
Despite
the
advance
notice,
kitchen
staff
seemed
(variously,
depending
on
whether
it
was
lunch
or
dinner)
surprised,
alarmed,
and/or
downright
offended
that
we
dare
to
confirm
that
dietary
requirements
were
catered
for.
However,
the
morning
and
afternoon
teas
were
delicious,
and
gluten-free
options
were
offered.
There
are
numerous
coffee
pod
machine,
stocked
with
cups
that
are
composted
and
made
into
mulch
for
the
Edible
Forest.
As
boasted
on
the
venue
website,
some
of
the
food
is
sourced
from
the
on-site
Edible
Forest,
which
on
the
occasion
I
attended
appeared
to
be
producing
an
abundance
of
asparagus.
The
setting
is
lovely,
with
much
flora
and
fauna,
and
various
grassy
areas.
(Urban-dwellers,
don't
despair
--
you
can
hear
trucks
barrelling
down
the
Melba
Highway
from
outside
the
Dining
Area,
which
is
also
the
best
place
to
stand
for
mobile
phone
reception).
The
hallway
of
the
Falcon
block
is
decorated
with
carefully-shot,
canvas-printed
photographs
of
wildlife
personalities
from
the
on-site
wildlife
rehabilitation
facility.
These
creatures
have
endearing
names
--
for
example,
'Bash'
the
wombat.
The
rooms
themselves
are
somewhat
dated
in
decor
and
facilities,
and
lack
televisions.
(At
least,
those
in
the
Falcon
block
do).
They
do
have
reverse-cycle
air
conditioners,
that
come
with
helpful
instructions
pasted
to
the
wall.
These,
as
well
as
including
a
guide
to
the
remote
control
buttons,
bear
the
helpful
advice
'Your
choice
-
save
it
or
waste
it'
(presumably
referring
to
electricity,
though
this
is
not
specified).
There
is
an
on-site
pool,
not
mentioned
on
the
website.
When
I
visited,
in
December
2022,
it
was
unclear
whether
the
pool
was
open.
When
staff
were
asked
this
question,
they
grimaced
and
muttered
something
inaudible.
There
are
many
staff
tending
the
extensive
grounds.
I
noted
that
one
included
the
polite
bartender,
who
was
raking
leaves
the
morning
after
his
bar
shift.
Patrons
you
may
encounter,
should
you
happen
to
visit
on
a
weekday,
may
include
elderly
amateur
pilots
availing
themselves
of
the
on-site
airstrip;
or
staff
of
a
Christian
charity
performing
a
blindfolded
trust
exercise
on
the
lawn.
The
other
reviews
of
this
venue
are
mostly
about
its
wedding-hosting
offerings
and
for
these
it
seems
that
customers
are
satisfied.
For
corporate
events,
I
would
suggest
that
there
are
ample
other
venues
in
the
area
that
bear
consideration.
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