5/5 Austin M. 10 months ago on Google
Tămplarie
hammers
it
home,
setting
a
solid
foundation
and
a
high
standard
of
quality
for
local
rock
bars
everywhere.
Step
into
the
spectacle
and
rivet
yourself
to
a
wooden
seat.
Pick
up
a
circular
saw
and
get
strap
some
eye
protection
onto
your
head.
In
terms
of
personality,
Tămplarie
is
more
Harrison
Ford
than
Jesus
Christ.
Both
experimented
with
carpentry
in
their
early
careers,
but
were
ultimately
remembered
for
other
contributions
to
world
culture.
In
terms
of
craftsmanship,
the
story
is
quite
different.
Here,
the
craftsmanship
is
of
a
different
caliber,
hewn
from
the
same
block
as
Sam
Maloof
or
Norm
Abrams.
I
don't
know
if
the
bartenders
have
a
deep
connection
to
the
art
of
carpentry,
but
they
certainly
know
how
to
mix
a
mean
daiquiri.
Cocktails
are
assembled
with
professionalism
and
precision.
Every
element
of
your
drink
is
measured
and
cut
to
perfection,
dovetailing
seamlessly
into
a
heady
blend
of
flavors.
The
bar
menu
is
more
than
a
list
of
drinks;
it's
an
architectural
blueprint
for
an
evening
of
high
spirits,
adventure,
and
excitement.
Live
jam
sessions
reverberate
through
the
timbered
interiors
like
a
well-oiled
bandsaw
slicing
through
the
finest
mahogany.
Each
chord,
a
dovetail
joint,
each
lyric,
a
sandpapered
finish,
they
join
to
construct
an
audacious
structure
that
is
a
monument
to
everything
rock
and
roll
stands
for.
From
its
joist
to
its
rafters,
Tămplarie
is
a
blueprint
for
the
perfect
night
out.
It
measures
up,
cuts
sharp,
and
nails
down
everything
a
rock
bar
should
be.
With
each
detail
meticulously
crafted,
Tămplarie
doesn't
just
raise
the
bar
–
it
builds
it.
Disclaimer:
No
actual
carpentry
takes
place
at
Tămplarie.
Do
not
bring
routers,
jigsaws,
or
other
power
tools.
You
will
probably
not
be
allowed
to
use
them.
Only
you
can
prevent
finger
amputation.
Don't
do
carpentry
under
the
influence
of
alcohol.
