A nice and relatively clean place perfect for work or even birthday parties. We did the 9 holes golf course and there was varying themes, including one with pretzels, ferris wheel, football, target and some comedic ones. The themes were creative however the actual gold courses were a little bland and there could definitely be more detail and more elements to the course. The 9 hole course itself is very small, however I’m sure the 18 hole one upstairs is much bigger so I would suggest trying that one for a longer course as the 9 hole one was finished in about less than half an hour. Also had margarita pizza there, which was very cheesy and flavourful, the crust was doughy and soft. However it was a little too salty for my tasty. The white wine glass from their bar complimented the pizza well. Customer service was also great. Would definitely come back for a party or function but not a day to day activity as the course finishes a bit too quick for my liking.

Lovely place! Quirky, unique, cheeky and playful space for very creatively crafted mini golf games. Lovely staff and plenty of space for a drink and bite. Happy to come back again. Try their zero alcohol cocktails especially the Espresso Martini - yum!

I love the atmosphere and the drinks, I think drink prices are really reasonable too. Only thing I would say is I think too many people/groups are allocated to a booking time, it says 1 hour to do 18 holes but after waiting at each hole for our groups turn and even skipping a couple holes, it ended up taking 2 hours and we didn’t even finish because we had to go to a different booking. Didn’t get our full moneys worth which was disappointing but staff were amazing nonetheless. Would recommend going on a quieter night (Monday-Wednesday)

Good idea/concept... Bad execution. Drinks are priced and taste bad. They just don't know how to make drinks. Beers are okay. The mini golf was made for a 4 to 9 year old kid. Again, great concept but poorly implemented. Not visiting it again.

Thursday and willow are amazing hostesses. Great group night out with a competitive edge

It's a fun mini golf course to go to a few times, but it has become a big run down and the amazing setups for their holes that they used to have often haven't been fixed or replaced. It's still fun... but I compare it now to how it used to be and it needs more regular change and more maintenance. The novelty cocktail drinks from the bar can be fun too! Sometimes you do just wish golf was a one handed sport and you could be holding a drink in the other hand.

Heaps of fun! Lots of drinks and good holes. Fun in a group of friends and people who like selfies haha

Went here for a very belated Christmas party with workmates. Was a great time! There are 9 holes on the ground floor and 9 more on the first floor. Each with varying range of difficulty but all achievable! Relatively affordable and a fun group activity. There are bars on both levels and also option to order food too.

A fantastic great night out. I highly recommend to visit the place during the weekday. Great staff and it’s quiet. I have to say Chloe at the entry is amazing. She welcomes everyone and explains everything, no need to ask. It’s awesome. That’s customer service, she’s fantastic. The courses are fun and lovely.

This place was great fun. 2 floors with a bar and 9 holes on each. All the holes have a different theme, and all of them had me intrigued. Their tacos are delicious as well. Totally recommend for your adult friends.

Holey Moley is good fun! There's a decent variety of holes and themes - The Grudge hole was a favourite... It's definitely a good way to spend a couple of hours with friends! It could do with a bit of TLC, though, and it was chaotic at the reception trying to get our second round score cards etc. whilst another large group was entering. I'd also only go again if there's a discount code available as that's what makes it worth the cost. Otherwise good old fashioned fun!

Really fun wacky gold course. Nostalgia and pop culture combined. Enjoy all three courses! Lots of puns and quirky holes to putt into. What a great time with drinks and friends!

The cocktail is really interesting！ we tried the 9 holes and had a lotta fun here！

Absolutely brilliant fun! Staff were friendly and helpful, facilities were clean and a great way to spend a couple of hours with friends or family. Very competitively priced too! We will certainly visit again next time we're in Melbourne. Thank you

Went there last week and it was so much fun! The courses are so creative, the drinks are good, the vibe is great and the staff is wonderful. Big shout out to Angie, best bartender I had in a while and such a lovely person with great energy made our night out even better :)

A great family atmosphere and fantastic for all ages. I have been with my brother and sister (in our 30s) and my mum who is in her 60s. Perhaps a little overpriced compared to others I've done but still heaps of fun!

A pre birthday surprise from my partner. An amazing experience! Great place to chill or have fun.The atmosphere was great and the staff were friendly too. You can eat, drink and play at the same time. What else do you need? Nice bar too, varieties of cocktails. Had the Amaretto sour and it was good.

Great fun, great staff, they don't miss a stroke in there! Highly recommend if you enjoy fun.

Had the best time here for a large work function! The staff were great - they had a magician that comes around as well. The cocktail menu is excellent - the Rubadubtub is a must try! The course itself is a lot of fun and you’re bound to have a laugh along the way ⛳️ ⭐️

Had the best time at Holey Moley! Everything about this place is awesome! From the bar and the drinks to the golf courses themselves! Couldn’t be happier with how our time went whilst we were here! Can highly recommend giving this a go! The staff where also very friendly and helpful! The bartender upstairs was especially helpful and super super friendly! He makes some goooooood as cocktails! The cocktails are super unique and taste amazing! Give it a go! It’s 5/5 stars from me!

Great experience and fun drinks with a group of friends. There were lockers to keep belongings which was super convenient. 👍 However, there was a mix up of what course we were allocated to due to lack of commununication between staff. One told us we were welcome to play wherever was free, as other courses were pretty packed, then another approached as frustrated that we weren't on the course that matched our score cards.... Pretty frustrating to deal with as a customer. Nonetheless, was still a great experience.

Had a function here and Ben was so great at hosting us! He catered to all our asks and needs diligently. The staff members are super great and friendly too. Definitely recommend coming here for a good time.

Such a fun place to visit with a bunch of mates, the courses are very creative and entertaining and if you do all 3 will give you a few hours of fun, we had a break in between and had a few of those crazy cocktails at the bar to celebrate a going away, really good overall, would definately recommend for friends, or a date.

Could not think of a better way to spend my birthday! The staff were so incredible, both accomodating and friendly. We had the absolute best time ever here, food, drinks and golf courses are amazing. Cannot wait to get back here whenever I get a spare minute!

Awesome experience and worth the hype! We went as a group and were able to book a set of tables all together. Worth the money for such a fun novelty night. The atmosphere was great and the staff were brilliant especially Lachlan, he was so fun and engaging and made sure that we all had a great time

Expensive but worth it if you’re only doing it once. Fun selection of courses, and the drinks were great too. Our server was amazing (can’t remember her name) but definitely made the day more enjoyable and memorable. Was quite overcrowded so we had to wait to play some of the holes, didn’t take away from the experience for us as we were in a group and were able to chat and drink while we waited

Bec was amazing serving and helping us through out the game, I know that we were rowdy as hell, but you were amazing to us! Thank you very much! We love you!

Cute little place with unique golf holes 🔥 Slots can be booked online (Less crowded on weekdays) ID had to be shown to enter the place and ID had to be submitted to get a locker to keep things! Game card was provided to keep the score check which makes the game competitive! They also had bar section which seemed super interesting but did not try! Worth a shot🏌️

Had an excellent night. Maeve was an amazing host, going above and beyond to show us a good time. Give her a raise.

Amazing experience, lovely pople, especially Lachie!

Had a spectacular night at HM made all the better by Lachie’s excellent service. 10/10 legend and good vibes. Would come back just for his memes

The rudest and unprofessional security guard I’ve met. Told us we couldn’t bring outside drinks, when I asked for any notice signs that states otherwise and recommend them to put up so customers would know next time. The security guard, instead of listening, continually talked over me and called me rude. A very disappointing experience with friends when all I did was give feedback regarding their policy of no outside food and drinks and asked for a notice sign. Won’t be back and definitely telling friends and family about this experience. Will continue to go to Holey Moley Crown instead of the CBD one.

Such incredible staff members. They’re all so friendly and bubbly which really livens up the place. Unfortunately we only had an hour time slot but that was my only downfall, I wish we had more time. Great place though, definitely highly recommend.

Bridget - 100/10. Best service ever. Will be back again. Shout out to the guy on mask duty. Big love xx

Loved this place. Went here for a friend's birthday and had an amazing time. We picked the mini golf course and booked a room for karaoke. Food and drinks were pretty okay too. But the overall experience was brilliant. I've asked my friend for the photos of the course and the karaoke room... yet to get them. But till then, here's a picture of all of us after we had a mad time. Definite must go for people who like doing exciting little things :D (p.s. on a side note... I might be positively, super biased towards this place because I won the mini golf course by a huge margin :p)

Mini golf at this Holey Moley was great fun!! I'd been to a place in Docklands and the Crown Holey Moley, but they were both just tricky and hard. I love it when the designs are tricky, but still doable. Josh at the counter was a blast to interact with, and really helpful!

We had such a fun night at Holey Moley Melbourne! We've been to the original in Sydney and this was just as good, but I have to say the horror themed rooms upstairs provided lots of laughs (and screams)! All the staff are super friendly but a special shout out goes to Willow, who was super funny, friendly and lovely. She should probably be wearing a purple shirt really.

The venue was great, and the game was good fun. However, the guards were aggressive and disrespectful in terms of checking identification. They were rude in their manners. The black guard took a long time to check my identification and I felt like he was being needlessly suspicious and then acted like I should be lucky to be allowed in the venue even though my identification proved that I am old enough to legally enter it. The golf was great fun though.

We had the best mini golf experience! Omar and Tyler gave the best instructions with such an amazing energy. They were super friendly and helpful. I would highly recommend this activity for big groups. Thank you for an amazing experience ❤️

Was greeted by a kind young girl named Willow who was super friendly and informative as this was my first time here. She talked us through the rules and politely asked us to check in with the QR Code. As we did that she continued talking us through the course - she provided great customer service as we ended up purchasing a 2nd round of golf to play upstairs. The game definitely goes quick would highly suggest going 2 or even 3 courses as upstairs has more interesting themes :) Would return again :)

The OG Sorry Grandma nightclub has turned into Melbourne’s must-go mini golf establishment. We opted for 19 holes between two adults which took over an hour (in between waiting for people and ordering drinks). Lotsssss of fun and fantastic themes and challenges on each hole. ⛳️ lovely, attentive service across both levels as well.

Absolutely phenomenal staff all around! Great energy, great people, great music, great drinks and great courses. Customer service was outstanding. Angie was a highlight of our night and really went above and beyond. Lachy was super helpful and friendly and the bar staff upstairs were brilliant. Even the security were super funny!! highly recommend and will definitely be back!

I had a booking for last Friday which was cancelled due to them being overbooked?? however I believe it was due to the covid lockdown? I completely understand this and have no issues with this even though it is quite annoying. The issue I do have is that I was offered a refund however a week later I haven't received any confirmation or the refund. When I tried calling them I was put on a 30 min hold before I hung up over it. They then tried to call me back which I just missed and when I called that same number I couldn't get through due to it being outside working hours. The customer service is ridiculous and don't bother calling

We booked the karaoke room. While the atmosphere was really great and the staff really kind and friendly and it was very thoughtful to have games like connect four and jenga in the room so that while you are waiting your turn to sing you have something to do, unfortunately one of the mics was faulty throughout our two hour session and the song lyrics took a long time to load on the screen. The drinks however were really good and creative, if a little on the pricey side. We didn't try the mini golf but we did have a look around the venue and it looked really good so we might give that a try on another visit instead!

I had the best night of my life here. The atmosphere, environment and staff are absolutely amazing. Trystan was a real awesome guy at made our time at Holey Moley so much better. 10/10 can't wait to come back, we all had so much fun!

The quality between upstairs and downstairs is too great. Having experienced both levels, downstairs is very sub par to the upstairs course. The sad truth about this- you get no choice which course you take. So if you get put on the downstairs one you are essentially signed up to a worse experience/course. Give us the choice of course, or make both courses as good as each other - we all paid the same amount.

Thanks to all the team here on Wednesday afternoon. Especially Danni, Chris and Sam for making Don's retirement party easy breezy and carefree. Work events can be stressful these guys just made everything flow. Highly recommended and will be back for putts soon.

We had a great time there and it was bit busy given the Christmas time..would like to see more food range than cople of pizza options sandwiches ..but overall experience was good.

This was such a fun place to visit on vacation! Each level has a bar and there are 3 different courses. Each hole is unique from the last, good drinks, music, and food. Definitely recommend for a night out!

Definitely a go-to for a fun night out in Melbourne. A little bit hidden away, luckily I spotted the sign. Staff at entry were very nice and explained the rules and venue very clearly. Drinks we had were nice and seating area was clean and didn’t feel crowded despite the fact the area was small. Only downside was that the music was too loud, couldn’t hear anything and the person next to me had to yell in order for me to hear them. Course itself was fine, liked the unique ideas for each hole and would be optimal if you wanted to take photos. The wait for drinks was a bit long towards the end of the night but the venue had hired a magician of sorts that was going around to tables and that was fun. Overall a positive experience, would definitely recommend!

Caught up with a girlfriend in Melbourne at this place and had the most amazing night made all the more special by a girl at the door named, Mimi. She has such warmth and vibrance in her greeting that it's impossible not to smile along with her. Her genuine desire and enthusiasm to make your night memorable is a rare treat within the hospitality industry. I hope that venue knows how very lucky they are to have her on staff. If I could give more than 5 stars, I would.

The staffs are very friendly and helpful. One of the Luigi guys was really committed to being Luigi and was fun to watch! He was very friendly and helpful too, and contributing to making fun environment 👏

A great night with the two of us being close to, or over 40. We decided to celebrate my partners birthday here last night and had a great night. Even though we arrived late the staff are more than accommodating making sure that we were still able to play that a complimentary magician in the bar and all the staff genuinely were happy welcoming and seem like they really enjoyed their job and wanted to be there and we’re more than accommodating to make sure we could enjoy our night. Each 9 holes of minigolf is pretty short, so I recommend probably playing two games if you’re making a night of it

Fun night

Small venue that gets quite busy and crowded in peak times but super fun mini-golf courses. Nice drinks menu as well and good music playing. Some courses were very short/easy, so you get through them really quickly unfortunately. Awesome atmosphere though, loved it!

Went there the other night and had an amazing time! The holes were really good (not too hard but still takes effort) and the whole vibe was great! The girl at the counter (Jess? I think?) was super friendly and explained everyhing really well! One of the most enthusiastic employees I've ever seen. Had drinks made by two guys (Zane and Don? May have the names wrong) which were awesome! They even made a special drink not on the menu for my friend on request! Very nice blokes with great service. Definitly going again!.

While it can be a pricey night out without any specials, we had a great night out here. Shoutout to Zane, the bartender who made it so great for us!

Had a great time here drinking and playing mini golf what more do you want? staff and bar staff are great had a good time. It’s clean not to busy and nice and big with good music

Absolutely pathetic! I'm a 16 year old who was looking forward to spending my day playing mini golf with my friends at Holey Moley. I rang up prior to going to make a booking and the man I spoke to disclosed that we would not be allowed to enter as we are apparently under age. When I asked why he simply said because there is a bar. I have been to this exact same mini golf place last year when I was 15 and I had no problems playing all 36 holes so what is the difference this time? I was not accompanied by and adult/ guardian and there were groups of other under aged teens playing near us too. correct me if i'm wrong but wouldn't the bartender ask for Identification if I wanted to consume alcohol anyway? I never thought it would be so difficult to play a game which looked as if it was made for children.

wow wow wow

Underwhelming. Considering the price, we were really disappointed with the courses. Some holes were decent, others were really lacking. Hole 9 on the Yellow course is absolutely pathetic. Literally no thought has gone into that one at all. They’ve basically carpeted an old bathroom and put a big teddy bear in the room. The whole place has a ‘that’ll do’ vibe rather than creating a genuinely exciting and thoughtful experience.

Well organised, great golf and foxy was a champ!

My friend accidentally booked the wrong location and went to edit it to the CBD location which has an $18 promotion, however the price deducted didn't change to this price. After calling and asking, they said they are unable to refund any money even though their price is currently $18 per person. Very disappointed at the inflexibility with this company.

(Translated by Google) Thanks to Jess (Manager) and Don (Barman) for the professionalism and the smile! Perfect place to have a good time with your partner. The minigolf is superb (27 hours). Very good pizza and similar cocktails 😀👊🏼 (Original) Merci à Jess (Manager) et Don (Barman) pour le professionnalisme et le sourire ! Parfaite place pour passer un bon moment avec sa compagne. Le minigolf est superbe (27holes). Pizza très bonne et cocktails de même 😀👊🏼

Went here for a work function, did the worst and broke my trophy for coming last, the lovely folk here fixed it up for me!

Great place to have fun

Fun, entertaining activity with 3 different creative mini golf courses.

Fun place to visit with friends for a mini golf and drinks. Get a bit too busy and loud on weekend evenings though. If you want to skip the crowd, should visit in the afternoon. Don't make an online booking if not sure everyone will come cause you can't get a refund. If you are in a small group better just walk in.

HOLEY MOLEY - what a ripoff! Last Saturday I was fortunate enough to spend an entire day being an uncle to my two great nephews as well as my partner. We decided in the early afternoon to come to Holey Moley in the CBD. Upon arrival, we were told that they couldn't fit us in and suggested we wait in one of the several bars in the venue and that it shouldn't take more than 20 minutes for some space to be made and for us to be able to play. It was now about 3:45pm and we all went back to the front reception counter. Out of the 4 of us, there were 2 children. I was told that after 5:00pm, no children are allowed inside and that as we now didn't have enough time to play a full 18 holes, we'd only be able to play 9 holes. A bit of a pity but fair enough. The person at reception then proceeds to charge us $76.00, for 2 adults and 2 children. I mentioned that it seemed very expensive and asked if they have a family price, to which I was told they did not. I was not happy, that is a LOT of money for 2 adults and 2 children to play 9 (not even 18) holes of mini golf, at the same time feeling rushed to play because we had to be out by 5:00pm, as the security so lovingly came up to remind me as we were playing. This place is not nearly as family friendly as I was hoping, given the strangeness of having my 10 year old nephew in there whilst there were some very clearly over refreshed women running around and screaming for some Hens party. Strange venue, very overpriced and unfair pricing. Seems like hype to me and definitely won't be coming back.

Amazingly fun experience. Highly recommend!

Fun to visit once but NEVER give them your email! When you try to unsubscribe to their email, they refuse to unsubscribe even after clicking the link on repeated emails and calling them. They are spammers!

Despite being busy on one of the courses, it was a lot of fun and had a lot of entertaining bits to it.

Amazing atmosphere. Lovely staff members. All around great thing to do in Melbourne

Ive been here twice now and would go again, every hole is unique and there are plenty of clever and fun designs. The atmosphere is fun and relaxed and will give you hours of fun as theres the option for 27 holes. They have some really creative cocktails as well if you want a break in between rounds, best for a group of between 2-4 people. Staff are great, vibe is great, would strongly recommend!

I actually found this to be quite average. I wouldn't bother to be honest. Holes are quite boring, it just feels like a sausage factory where they're just trying to churn people through.

Had a blast at a 21st this Friday! The food and drink package was amazing, and the classic nine-hole course was really fun. Liam took care of us tonight and went above and beyond to make sure we had the best time and had everything we needed - such a legend! Definitely would go here again!

First time coming here and was absolutely awesome. From the course to the bar, Amazing service. Would like to also thank Alegra, she went above and beyond, also to mention her service was impeccable. Would definitely come back due to great atmosphere.

A fun night out. Great drinks, pizzas and the putt putt was highly entertaining!

Had Vegeterian Pizza !! Taste awesome specially with Pesto Sauce. Nice ambience. Friendly staff Mini golf club in the restaurant; so keep on playing n eating . Lovely place.. Actually I played golf for the first & I am like wanna play more of it.

Best experience ever !!!! Their costumer service is superb !!! Even the music was great !!! My wife and I had such a great time. I made a mistake with my booking times and they were extremely accommodating and let us play without issues. We had a couple of margaritas and they were excellent, the barman chased us around the place to give us some bottled water for free, since we had to wait a little when we requested some water. The girl at the entry was friendly and very helpful. Fun place suitable for kids and adults. Keep it up guys you're doing a great job !!!!!!

Horrible service by the lady store manager

Had a great morning here with the kids. I would suggest if your taking the younger ones to get in early. The holes are fun and quick with not a great deal of skill needed for them so under 6's can still have fun. The best part of the experience is the service 0f the caddies they are amazing friendly and helpful.

Fun place to hang out with friends or family - it is a bit cramped in there and you have to take your time chatting till the group in front is done with the hole so you can do your turn. But good times meeting with new people too having a good laugh about the tricky ones!

A really enjoyable and huge crazy golf course. There's 3 courses to choose from, with each course bringing some great and unique holes. A few challenges on the course with some funnier ones too. Some of the holes are a little run down over time, and it's quite expensive in general.

Our group had a fantastic experience in there today. I lost my ray bans, the bar staff made an announcement offering a reward (cocktail) for their return. Success. Thanks holy moly. I love how you kept the courses fresh since our last visit. We’ll be back!!!

Great little idea 2 bars at good prices you can sit at and have a drink or grab a drink and play some mini golf with two levels to play on. From 18-99 years old it’s a great place

Creative golf course, delicious drinks extremely bad pizza and super slow to deliver however we go the pizza and money so not to worry.

Been here a number of times with friends! A heap of fun and a great way to start a night out in the city!

The afternoon was going well the mini golf is fun however the blonde bartender was extremely rude to both myself and others during the mini golf. Should really look at your staff and their attitude towards your customers. Quote by your staff "I'll look at you when I'm ready to serve you" like we were nothing We were going to stay and have a drink, your bartender just cost you $$$

Dropped here for 5 mins one time and google keeps bombarding me with advertising for Holey Moley. Avoid being physically near these clubs if you do not like being bombarded with online ads :(

Great place for group events, lots of fun. If they had better food and drinks offering it would be perfect.

I had a great time here and the staff where great to deal with

A fun place to be in though am not an avid golfer. The aesthetic of the place was what drew me in and price was very worth for $15/ pax for an hr plus of fun!

Coolest mini golf place I’ve ever been to! My family and I only did 9 holes but we had a blast with it and constantly had a smile on our faces. Definitely would recommend for a fun way to spend a night.

It’s such a lovely vibe within the place to all the workers and the people playing their games too! My boyfriend sh@t himself at one of the golf courses 😂💕 The cocktails are delicious too! Thank you Lachie! Very smiley and lovely worker. Good to see someone enjoying where they work! Definitely recommend this place for events and definitely coming back! Kyla Bilson 😋

Ben and Lily are top notch 👌🏽 spot on! Awesome service, would highly recommend. Will definitely go back tomorrow after bottomless brunch!