1/5 A D. 9 months ago on Google
While
strolling
through
the
enchanting
streets
of
Takayama,
my
SO
and
I
stumbled
upon
a
plethora
of
inviting
restaurants.
Intrigued
by
its
seemingly
affordable
prices
and
cozy
ambiance,
we
naively
ventured
into
this
establishment.
Little
did
we
know
that
this
would
turn
out
to
be
the
most
erroneous
decision
of
our
lives.
We
ordered
a
bowl
of
ramen
and
a
dish
featuring
the
much-lauded
wagyu
beef,
only
to
discover
that
demanding
3150
yen
for
this
abomination
should
be
considered
a
criminal
act.
The
portion
sizes
were
more
suitable
for
a
hamster
than
a
human,
and
the
quality
of
the
meat
was
nothing
short
of
abonimable.
The
pictures
on
the
menu,
with
their
uncanny
resemblance
to
heavily
photoshopped
images,
were
an
utter
misrepresentation
of
reality.
The
ramen
bowl
looked
as
if
it
were
plucked
straight
from
a
discount
instant
noodle
pack.
Oh,
how
I
lamented
my
misguided
attempt
at
frugality.
Had
I
ventured
a
few
steps
further
down
the
street,
I
would
have
spared
myself
this
culinary
catastrophe
by
dining
at
the
restaurant
that
dared
to
charge
a
princely
sum
of
10,000
yen.
Alas,
a
valuable
life
lesson
learned
in
the
most
bitter
of
fashions.
I
implore
you,
dear
reader,
to
heed
my
cautionary
tale
and
avoid
this
establishment
at
all
costs.
Your
precious
journey
and
voracious
appetite
deserve
far
better
treatment.
In
the
aftermath
of
this
tragic
encounter,
I
was
forced
to
embark
on
a
desperate
quest
to
reclaim
the
very
essence
of
my
taste
buds.
It
was
only
after
locating
solace
in
a
local
Family
Mart
that
my
taste
buds
were
able
to
experience
a
glimmer
of
hope.
For
a
mere
200
yen,
I
acquired
a
mundane-looking
peanut
butter
sandwich
and
a
crispy
chicken
strip,
and
they
tasted
like
heaven
in
comparison
to
this
trash.
In
retrospect,
this
unfortunate
dining
experience
has
left
me
pondering
the
nature
of
existence
itself.
Contemplating
the
events
that
had
just
unfolded,
I
found
solace
in
the
refuge
of
a
convenience
store,
where
my
growling
stomach
found
satisfaction.
It
is
with
a
heavy
heart
and
a
longing
for
gastronomic
redemption
that
I
implore
you,
dear
reader,
to
avoid
this
establishment
like
the
plague.
May
your
culinary
adventures
be
filled
with
delight,
and
may
your
taste
buds
dance
with
joy
elsewhere.
On
a
positive
note:
you
get
free
water,
which
is
nice.
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