Worst rated Cafes in Altrincham, United Kingdom to Avoid (Updated December, 2023)

Worst rated Cafes in Altrincham

Steer clear of these locations to ensure a positive experience in Altrincham. Our list highlights the least favorable places to help you make informed choices and enjoy your time in the city. This list contains 259 places from Cafe category.

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Morrisons Cafe

Cafe

😠 Just went for breakfast in jarrow morrisons cheep but rubbish. Sitting there food came not hot at all the air con is on freezing so you sit there thinking of getting out quick talk about fast turnover. VERY POOR 1 out of 10 come on lets all comment. Dont go

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1.20 (16 reviews) (~185.82 km from centre)

Lilys Tearoom

Tea house

😠 Do yourself a favour and don't go to this place. I've never been to a place as dirty as this one. I was so disgusted that I left after 10 mins

1.30 (12 reviews) (~108.14 km from centre)

Chicko's Fast Food

Fried chicken takeaway

😠 Shocking! Not received food and they are not answering phone. Went into shop and said they couldn't refund (deliveroo) without email that manager has access to who's not in... Avoid at all cost.

1.40 (39 reviews) (~71.34 km from centre)

Four Foxes Cafes

Cafe

😠 About as poor a coffee shop as I can recall going to for some time. Incredibly miserable service; I’d honestly suggest you get another job and do something that at least makes you smile, life is too short. Less vegan food options than your average abattoir. Not even any dairy free milk. When you are...

1.40 (8 reviews) (~141.95 km from centre)

Lillibet's

Cafe

😠 Been waiting 45 minutes for someone to take our order . No waitress in sight. When we left we saw her chatting to the staff from the chippy next door . Avoid

1.40 (7 reviews) (~242.44 km from centre)

ASDA Cafe

Cafe

😠 Absolutely ridiculous. Ordered food. Half of which I asked for they didn't have. I payed for a drink from the dispenser machine to then find out it wasn't working. No lids for the takeaway cups. Waited over 45 minutes for food and it still wasn't brought over. Staff are rude and don't seem to have a...

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1.40 (7 reviews) (~240.12 km from centre)

Caffe Carluccio’s

Coffee shop

😠 Not of the quality expected of a Carluccio's. Cafe sandwiches were unexciting, bacon was one thin slice and barely tasted. Tuna was just a big mush slopped on a piece of bread. Carrot cake was ok. If this was a Sainsbury's cafe I would have thought it about the right standard for a supermarket cafe,...

1.40 (7 reviews) (~94.72 km from centre)

Dee Dee's Family Cafe

Cafe

1.40 (5 reviews) (~109.01 km from centre)

Dee Dee’s Cafe Kidderminster

Cafe

😠 Don't eat here unless you want a very expensive dental bill. Worst eating experience ever. Total rip off , food and presentation diabolical. Should have complained but think we're were in shock at the time. Cheeseburger was almost £4, just a bap and a burger which was so hard you had to break it to...

1.40 (5 reviews) (~110.76 km from centre)

Morrisons Cafe

Cafe

🫤 Its the only cafe i know that runs out of milk and sugar when its in a supermarket. We usually just have a drink last time we went they didn't have any chocolate so we didn't stop as thats all i drink . This time they didn't have any tea spoons. The place itself seemed clean but there were a few t...

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1.50 (38 reviews) (~67.02 km from centre)

Odyssey Cafe

Cafe

😠 Food poor, servers could have atleast a smile on there faces, tower burger for 6.50 with no chips is for too expensive with the quality of it. Cheesy hot dog youd expect cheese too be melted it wasnt again 4.40 wow and the veggie breakfast dont know where too start with this one...... cheese on the...

1.50 (13 reviews) (~180.46 km from centre)

M&S Cafe

Coffee shop

😠 Tried the cafe in the new M and S in Liverpool One today and it is truly awful! Tiny ,cramped, grubby space with hardly any seating. Paper cups. Overpriced pasties and sandwiches. No one cleared or wiped tables the whole time we were there, although there were plenty of staff on. The queue for the t...

1.50 (10 reviews) (~42.46 km from centre)

Crown Cafe ,The British Flavour

Cafe

😠 AVOID (zero stars) - ordered a peri peri chicken sandwich, and I had to return as the meat was rancid (smelt like gangrene) - staff agreed it was off. Also got a lemon tart, which was covered with mold on the inside (see picture). Got a full refund (after some debate), and will be reporting this pla...

1.60 (97 reviews) (~242.26 km from centre)

Butterfly Cafe

Cafe

😠 Breakfast was over £20 for 2 x overpriced tiny portions A Hard egg tablespoon of beans thin folded tiny rasher of bacon half soggy tomato hash brown & sausage I asked for slice of toast was charged £3.50 extra Coffee was small & bland £3 Would definitely never go there again! Not recommended!!!!!

1.60 (7 reviews) (~208.41 km from centre)

The Vintage Coffee Shop

Cafe

😠 Asked for sausage and mushroom cob, the sausages were still frozen and the cob was mouldy. We had to wait 45 minutes for the food to have to just walk out because it was absolutely disgusting.

1.60 (5 reviews) (~72.28 km from centre)

Inspire Café

Cafe

😠 no no no grease grease grease, the only thing that is good about this is the overpriced crisps that they buy for 20p and re sell to poor students for £1.50 so i do not advise getting the only good thing on the menu. once i found a fly in my sandwich which was harder than a rock to bite into

1.70 (14 reviews) (~194.17 km from centre)

T2 Espresso

Coffee shop

😠 Had a coffee there once before over a 2 year period. Gave it another try today. And watched a large coffee being filled half way with water and coffee. So more an Americano with a little throth on the top. Not the best. Definitely not worth the Costa price. Won't be going there again in a hurry...

1.70 (6 reviews) (~234.08 km from centre)

Sainsbury's Café

Cafe

🫤 What a shame, this place was ok before big coorperatons decided to cut staff numbers to 1/2 of what they need to be. Visited today, lined up with 15 or so other customers. Menu there for all to see, with the main offering being a turkey dinner for adults and kids. Got to the counter, tried to order...

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1.80 (20 reviews) (~65.5 km from centre)

Morrisons Cafe

Cafe

😠 Ordered the cheeseburger meal,wasn't good,service was ok but if the burger was from the deluxe range think I will pass,pretty sure it was precooked and just reheated ,not fresh cooked as was very tough and rubbery,the drinks dispenser wasn't working correctly,but no sign was up,no one on tills had t...

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1.80 (16 reviews) (~95.48 km from centre)

Gas station

😠 Ridiculously expensive. Instead, take the side road into Heston, fuel up for 20p a litre less and just come back and drive straight back on the M4. Saves a ton if you're filling up a tank and only adds 2 mins to your trip.

1.80 (13 reviews) (~249.46 km from centre)

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Worst rated Cafes in Altrincham, United Kingdom