Worst rated Cafes in Altrincham, United Kingdom to Avoid (Updated December, 2023)

Worst rated Cafes in Altrincham

Steer clear of these locations to ensure a positive experience in Altrincham. Our list highlights the least favorable places to help you make informed choices and enjoy your time in the city. This list contains 30 places from Cafe category.

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M&S Cafe

Coffee shop

😠 Tried the cafe in the new M and S in Liverpool One today and it is truly awful! Tiny ,cramped, grubby space with hardly any seating. Paper cups. Overpriced pasties and sandwiches. No one cleared or wiped tables the whole time we were there, although there were plenty of staff on. The queue for the t...

1.50 (10 reviews) (~42.46 km from centre)

Strands Cafe and shakes

Cafe

👍👍 Second time we have been in since the new management took over great service. Great food and a friendly and inviting atmosphere. Would recommend it to anyone.

1.90 (13 reviews) (~43.18 km from centre)

Tasty Kitchen

Cafe

👍👍 Been going here for years good service

2.10 (7 reviews) (~20.12 km from centre)

Gas station

Diesel fuel

2.30 (35 reviews) (~47.72 km from centre)

EL&N Cafe London

Cafe

😠 We ate Haraam. They had V sign near pasta dishes but after having a bite it smelt bad. Looked carefully and it said PARMESON CHEESE. PARMESON CHEESE IS NEVER VEGITARIAN. We spoke to management who said order something else. Forget that we had eaten HARAAM. just realized by calling branch that the al...

2.30 (15 reviews) (~8.75 km from centre)

ASDA Cafe

Cafe

👍👍 I actually really enjoyed the pizza we had here, it was cooked nice and the staff were really nice to us. Brought over our food and drinks with a smile. The other food here is just o.k., I'd probably only go here for a slice of pizza, which is sometimes rare to find available in my experience.

$ $$$

2.30 (6 reviews) (~24.25 km from centre)

The Hide Coffee House & Cafe

Coffee shop

😠 Such a shame, we were really looking forward to this opening, but we won’t be back in a hurry, would rather the hot food truck and ice cream van come back and that’s saying something! It’s horrendously over priced for inedible food, reheated and dehydrated bacon barm and a completely inedible £6.45...

2.40 (96 reviews) (~16.82 km from centre)

Snowflakes Dessert Bar Rochdale

Takeout restaurant

😠 Order took nearly 2 hours to arrive. Custard was cold. Ice cream was melted and all over the bag. Cakes were stale. Hands down worst takeaway I have ever had. Will never order again.

2.60 (83 reviews) (~28.55 km from centre)

Costa Coffee

Coffee shop

Counter-service coffee chain offering hot drinks, iced coolers, sweet snacks and sandwiches.

$$ $$

2.60 (7 reviews) (~42.5 km from centre)

Cafe Express Chester

Coffee shop

Regional counter-serve chain for salads, sandwiches & pasta, plus a large condiment bar.

$ $$$

2.60 (5 reviews) (~41.08 km from centre)

Coffee Beans Cafe

Cafe

🫤 Walked in and every table was full of dirty plates etc. had to move some off our table to get it clear. She was a busy young woman but when she took food to a table she didn’t pick up any used crockery on her way back. There was other staff in the back room but nobody came through to help out. Unti...

2.70 (81 reviews) (~20.42 km from centre)

Costa Coffee

Coffee shop

Counter-service coffee chain offering hot drinks, iced coolers, sweet snacks and sandwiches.

$$ $$

2.70 (78 reviews) (~6.01 km from centre)

Mrs B's Market Kitchen

Cafe

😠 One star is too much for this awful place. Staff very rude and unhelpful, one in particular, food was lukewarm and trays were filthy. Terrys bar was so much nicer in every way so if you were a regular there then this place will sorely disappoint, wont be going back!

2.70 (43 reviews) (~41.64 km from centre)

Rosie's cafe

Cafe

😠 The food hasn’t shown up when saying it has we payed over £40 for food that never came I’m fuming I’m absolutely starving your an absolute joke of a place you nasty people absolutely disgusting!!!!!

2.70 (22 reviews) (~1.42 km from centre)

Butties to Go

Takeout restaurant

😠 Ordered at 12:50. They said they would be here by 14:15. It's now 14:55 and nothing arrived. Iv been requesting updates through the app but no reply. They are now closed and aren't answering the phone.

2.80 (95 reviews) (~44.67 km from centre)

Shell

Gas station

😠 We went today to get diesel and only v-power was available but price was 155 and we drove past yesterday and price was 135. Absolutely shocking prices. Again, weekend of the 9th/10th April, why are prices much more than other stations. Diesel 179.9 with you, Shell Wilmslow, 174.9, Sainsburys Biddulp...

$$ $$

2.80 (62 reviews) (~25.86 km from centre)

Morrisons Café

Cafe

😠 Truly awful. All empty tables had not been cleared from previous customers. Worse than a school canteen. No clean cups for a brew. It took 45 mins for food to arrive which was just like warm and no cutlery. After asking about cutlery, was given 2 forks but told there weren’t any clean knives which w...

$ $$$

2.80 (59 reviews) (~16.68 km from centre)

Alcohol-4-U

Cafe

👍👍 great place to go burgers and milkshakes are the best taste ever

2.80 (9 reviews) (~42.53 km from centre)

Spindle's Diner

Cafe

Dine-in · Takeaway · Delivery

2.90 (31 reviews) (~41.18 km from centre)

ASDA Cafe

Cafe

$ $$$

2.90 (24 reviews) (~43.11 km from centre)

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Worst rated Cafes in Altrincham, United Kingdom