Worst rated Chinese noodle restaurants in London, United Kingdom to Avoid (Updated January, 2024)

Worst rated Chinese noodle restaurants in London

Steer clear of these locations to ensure a positive experience in London. Our list highlights the least favorable places to help you make informed choices and enjoy your time in the city. This list contains 13 places from Chinese noodle restaurant category.

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China Golden Gate

Chinese takeaway

😠 Ordered for the first and last time. Bad quality. Can cook the same meal for myself better than them. Soft overcooked noodles, more onions than bean sprouts. The poorest version of this meal I ever had in my life. I would never order again from this place. Waste of money. Very dissapointed.

$ $$$

1.80 (74 reviews) (~10.13 km from centre)

China Panda

Chinese takeaway

😠 Ordered on Uber eats - Never received my food. Disputed the transaction- never order from this place they keep you waiting for ages and cut the phone off when you call. Don’t order from here, ordered at 5:48pm, called at 6:35pm still no food. It’s 8pm now and no food had to order KFC. Disputed the t...

2.30 (118 reviews) (~21.13 km from centre)

Wok U Like

Chinese takeaway

😠 NOPE NOPE NOPE NEVER AGAIN We were absolutely starving, so ordered some food at around 7:15 via Uber eats, which was due to be delivered around 8pm. Come 8:23, food hadn’t arrived so we called the restaurant to just check that they definitely had our order. They said the food was out for delivery an...

2.30 (110 reviews) (~34.42 km from centre)

Hot Take (Battersea)

Chinese takeaway

Restaurant and takeaway offering classic Chinese dishes, two set menu options and Chinese beers.

2.60 (124 reviews) (~4.85 km from centre)

Fortune Cookie Chinese Takeaway

Chinese takeaway

😠 The chef needs to wash his hands before cooking. If you order from fortune cookie, you might be fortunate enough for something extra. I found curly hair in my Thai green curry today. Judging the size and shape of it, yes I can tell it is pubic hair. I also understand mandarin, so when I called to...

2.70 (70 reviews) (~18.46 km from centre)

Xiong Mao

Chinese takeaway

😠 I saw the reviews and thought how bad can this be? It is shockingly bad. I ordered spareribs and what came was lamb or goat. It looked grey and nasty. Tasted worse. Ordered fried rice that was so tasteless. Like not even a pinch of salt or pepper. I threw most of the food away as I didn’t want to be...

2.80 (167 reviews) (~4.75 km from centre)

China Dragon

Chinese takeaway

👍👍 I can't understand why this place has such bad reviews... I picked up food from here after work a couple of weeks ago. The man who served me was friendly and the service was quick. The food was fresh, delicious and reasonably priced. Will be returning!!

$ $$$

2.80 (103 reviews) (~9.16 km from centre)

Emperor Chinese

Chinese takeaway

😠 The most disgusting chinese food i have ever had. Had a chicken and a duck dish. Both meats and some of the vegatables were rancid. Had a few bites and chucked it away and was then up all night with a very unsettled stomach. Justeat said theres nothing they can do and i would have to report the loc...

2.80 (91 reviews) (~4.88 km from centre)

New Moon Chinese Restaurant

Chinese restaurant

😠 Avoid! Really Bad Food! But whats even worse is they don't even care that food is not edible. See 2 photos below for proof!

2.80 (84 reviews) (~12.73 km from centre)

Lantern House

Chinese takeaway

2.90 (83 reviews) (~47.88 km from centre)

The Chinese Kitchen

Chinese takeaway

😐 To echo other reviews, Chinese Kitchen is a bit hit-and-miss. HK Special Boiled Rice was actually pretty good, with a decent amount of meat and a tasty sauce. Roast Duck Fried Rice was disappointing, with not a single slice of duck, just lots of tiny chopped up pieces that scream: leftovers! Amaz...

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2.90 (82 reviews) (~5.22 km from centre)

Chopstix

Chinese noodle restaurant

😠 As a Chinese taking a short tour in England, I needed something Chinese to save my Chinese stomach, that had recently been fed with some horrible English food, so I ordered half rice half noodle meal with chili chicken and fried potato chunks on top. After this 7.5 pounds meal, my stomach was not sa...

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3.00 (100 reviews) (~36.57 km from centre)

wok u like

Chinese takeaway

👍👍 This has to be the best Chinese take away in London. I’m pretty sure the reviews below are for one of the other branches as the food is not as good. Where do I start? The food is always fresh and actually tastes healthy. It’s not like your standard Chinese restaurant where the food is drenched in oi...

3.00 (52 reviews) (~26.88 km from centre)

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Worst rated Chinese noodle restaurants in London, United Kingdom