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  • 4/5 Jennifer B. 8 months ago on Google
    Did a mid week stay, unique experience. Combined our love for caravanning and city stays. Great breakfast and mini bar. The ipad was good in the absence of TV.
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  • 5/5 Alice N. 9 months ago on Google
    By far one of the most memorable experiences we have had to date in the Melbourne CBD. The location of Hotel No is next level and we were able to walk, with ease, to our desinations. Although a higher price point we wanted to stay somewhere special for our 5 year Wedding anniversary and this place did not disappoint. Having facilities for a car park was an additional bonus, especially when we were checking out and simply had to walk downstairs. The 'lawn games' were so fun, and although it had been raining it was fun to engage with these with some travelers from the United States. We spent the afternoon and into the evening in our airstream and on the outside deck, and had such a blast! The speaker was excellent and the ipad on the wall was easy to use. Usually we drop our bags and leave our accomodation but everything we needed was right there at our fingertips. And pink! AMAZING! The water pressure in the shower is next level, and did not disappoint. Mini bar included - some non alcoholic beverages, chips, chocolate and a bottle of wine. Hot tip: make sure that you press on the comment/speech bubble when you download the key so you know which airstream you're staying in as we were a bit confused. We will definitely be saving up to come again for another trip, but next time upgrading to the airstream with the hot tub. SO FUN! HIGHLY RECOMMEND!
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  • 5/5 Sean M. 2 years ago on Google
    The accomodation and rooftop space was amazing – staying in a vintage Airstream was an awesome way to spend our wedding anniversary. The location is perfect for exploring the city, and we enjoyed all the complimentary treats before going out for dinner. The mini fridge was stocked with complimentary beers & wine, which was more than enough for us! Plus the complimentary coffees from the café downstairs were delicious – a great way to start the day after an unforgettable nights stay. Highly recommended! ⭐️
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  • 5/5 Mikayla M. 2 years ago on Google
    Coolest place in Melbourne to stay!! Had all amenities and more!! The photo printer was awesome, the ipad holder above the bed was genius! Definitely will be coming back again! Maybe with the spa air stream next time! 😍
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  • 5/5 Leesa M. 2 years ago on Google
    From start to finish we had a fantastic experience like nothing else. From finding the location to entering the building (lots of fun) to the actual stay itself , everything was eye candy on steroids. We'll be back , the cheese platter was tasty, generous portions and fresh , the accommodation was excellent, very clean & the shower top notch. Thanks guys we'll be back!
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  • 5/5 Asta W. 1 year ago on Google
    Stayed here with my partner and we had so much fun, from finding your way to the car park and entering through the "roller" door, everything was so well thought out! The inclusion of the mini bar was a great touch and although it was cold outside the air stream stayed incredibly warm and cozy. Loved the colour palette too, everything was just so spot on!
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  • 5/5 Lachlan S. 1 year ago on Google
    An amazing experience in a fantastic location - the spa was definitely the highlight! Excellent shower, excellent bedding (hotels rarely get the mattress/pillow combo right) and a really relaxing spot. I would definitely recommend this experience, with only one caveat: you are in the middle of a city, be prepared to hear traffic sounds and pedestrians throughout the night.
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  • 4/5 Sam M. 2 months ago on Google • 116 reviews New
    LOVED the hidden entrance! Made it very fun and a uniquely Melbourne experience. It’s more glamping than luxury hotel, and as such is a unique experience in the CBD. i’d recommend it for a date night - location is great but doesn’t feel as equipped for a longer stay. Beware though! The website says “all Hotel No guests get 1 free game” for Strike and Holey Moley. This is worded in a really confusing way. The discount code actually only covers *ONE game for ONE adult*. We are a couple, so while it was still a discount, we did feel mislead. Same thing for the Akiito Cocktail Voucher. It’s not an entirely free cocktail as it seems on the website. You can only redeem it when purchasing the degustation menu. Finally, loved the photo printer. But you only get 4 prints. The app is finicky and we printed 3 of the same photo by accident, then found out we wasted our limited prints. We would have been more careful! I think it’s necessary to make the above points clearer on the website. Small things, such as better curtains that don’t leave gaps would also make for more privacy and a better sleep. Take the hot tub option if available! It’s more private and doesn’t face the other airstreams. Free minibar with a great selection, plus the free coffee from the cafe was very generous. Airstream is great, and the shower is wonderful. We arrived on a 35 degree day and the aircon struggled, but the additional fan in the room was able to cool us down.

  • 5/5 Shaye H. 4 months ago on Google • 43 reviews
    What a gem in the middle of the city! We loved staying in the Airstream with benefits (had a hot tub) and enjoyed the lovely Melbourne weather on the rooftop. The Airstream is beautifully fit out on the inside to be a spacious oasis- from the large shower to the platform bed. The Minibar was also a great amenity to have so you could just stay in the airstream and not have to worry about a thing! Parking was a breeze, communication with the Hotel No team was stellar, and the check in and out app functionality worked pretty well. We did have an issue getting in through the main door on the ground floor, but we entered through the car park instead. Will stay here again!

  • 4/5 Cassandra D. 4 months ago on Google • 31 reviews
    We stayed a night in the airstream with benefits. It rained the night we were there but it was still super special getting into the hot tub with the rain on our faces! I felt like the room itself could have used a few small touches to lift it. We had no coffee whatsoever, there was green or peppermint tea only. There was nowhere to put your soap in the shower other than the floor. And we wished there was more food for the "no bar" we got about 5 litres of drinks both combo of alcoholic and non-alcoholic but just one bag of popcorn. The mini extras were a good bonus but we had to book ahead so they didn't get used. Location was awesome, and the sheets were wonderful! Overall not that hard to get into but a nice little touch! A fun experience for sure.

  • 5/5 Pete C. 2 months ago on Google • 28 reviews New
    Highly recommend this quirky and fun hotel to stay in the heart of the city. It was surprisingly quiet and both my partner and I loved playing corn-hole. The complementarities were great too.

  • 5/5 Toula G. 2 months ago on Google • 8 reviews New
    What an amazing find in the heart of the city. So perfectly put together with every detail thought out. Very spacious and comfortable and the free mini bar was a great addition. Highly recommend staying here and would even consider hiring them all out for a major birthday event or even New Year with a group of friends. The shared outdoor area was great and super comfortable with an amazing atmosphere.

  • 5/5 Traveller_ M. 2 months ago on Google • 8 reviews New
    A friend of mine and me had a one night stay at hotel no and we can’t fault it. From the beginning with the booking and a request via phone Tara was just incredible. The caravans just amazing and so comfy. We loved the minibar and the tablet for a movie at night. The little games on the rooftop where perfect for a little drinking game to start into the night ;) We are coming back trust us. It’s in the heart of CBD and you can get everywhere ver fast.

  • 5/5 Alexandra Y. 3 months ago on Google • 7 reviews New
    A unique hotel experience hidden away within the CBD! Really cosy feel in your own private Airstream kitted out with luxury. The price is good and the mini bar is free! It's all drinks (alcoholic and non-alcoholic) but a good selection. I'd recommend this place to anyone.

  • 3/5 Jessica K. 3 months ago on Google • 5 reviews New
    Really loved the room itself and the location is perfect! The airstreams are very fun and kitch. Shower was surprisingly amazing and bed super comfy. For the amount we spent I felt a little disappointed by the lack of service. There was no lights on in the entry and no lights on in the common area. Both myself and guest and another couple tried working out how to turn the outdoor lights on but couldn’t so it was pitch black at night. The printer in the room only came with 4 pieces inside but was disconnected and had multiple pending print jobs so when I figured out how to reconnect it, it printed a random photo! For privacy I would hope staff access the iPad and delete the pictures/pending jobs previous guests failed to do. When leaving our welcome pack said a staff member would drive our car out. We spoke to a staff member who told us they don’t do it and offered no help/didn’t get the other staff member so we had to awkwardly manoeuvre car out ourselves which was very tight. I understand it’s a hands off experience but it should have been set up to allow it to run smoothly.

  • 5/5 Amelia M. 3 months ago on Google • 4 reviews New
    I booked the airstream with benefits and oh my god I loved it !!! It was so hidden from the ground an amazing experience I even got to have valet for the first time! The outdoor common area was beautiful and lovely to enjoy. The hot tub was amazing with a great view and was already pre heated and ready to use. Inside was very spacious and lit together, the mini bar was stacked with so many new drinks I had never had before. The only negative thing I will say is the room came with a Polaroid printer that is meant to connect to your phone, I was super excited for this as it’s such a amazing inclusion but unfortunately after an hour of trying me or my partner could not get it to to connect with either of our phones which was very disappointing.

  • 5/5 Sarah E. 2 months ago on Google • 3 reviews New
    Book it! A great unique experience in the heart of the city. All that Melbourne has to offer on the doorstep plus a well fitted out vintage caravan on a rooftop with free mini bar and hot tub! A brilliant relaxing stay. Would recommend!

  • 5/5 Tracy Haupt (trixietrace / T. 6 months ago on Google • 3 reviews
    What an amazing concept and unique experience. Great location. We loved every minute of our stay here. Wish we could've stayed a few more nights. It was fun figuring out (not difficult at all) how to get into the Hotel and making our way up to the roof top. The outdoor chilling area with seating and games was a great way to relax a bit before heading out. The airstream was a delightful experience and the bed was very comfortable and relaxing. Next time we would book early enough to get the hot tub as well. I would love to plan a getaway with friends and have us all stay for a weekend in the numerous airstreams - book the whole place out and have an absolute blast. Highly recommended.

  • 5/5 Otávio Dassie J. 2 months ago on Google • 3 reviews New
    Was the best experience that I had in my life! The hotel is amazing, the view, the atmosphere, everything. Once you are inside, you gonna have the best EXPERIENCE. Thank you so much for everything and also for the free mini bar and for the popcorn. This was really kind for you guys

  • 5/5 Sabrina G. 9 months ago on Google
    Had an incredible stay at Hotel NO. The pink door is situated by a cafe with great coffee and pastries. The airstream itself was amazing to stay in. So unique and lovely. The views were spectacular and the hot tub was the highlight of our trip. Amazing. And the location was so central, everything was so close by. Even the mini bar was awesome, and everything in it was free! All in all our only regret was not staying there longer!

  • 5/5 Shannon M. 8 months ago on Google
    If you’re smart and understand an out-of-box accommodations, you’ll do fine. Read what your getting and if it’s not for you, don’t spoil it for the ones that do. We had a great experience and it was exactly as described. And as many reviewers state, the shower is awesome. Three things I would add… (most important) Nespresso (and frother) along with a small milk (I would love my coffee without changing out of my pajamas); 2) body wash; 3) soap dish for the sink. Other than that, great location, really fun, and an experience.

  • 5/5 Regine K. 8 months ago on Google
    WOW WOW WOW!!!! My 7 year old and I stayed for a Mummy daughter surprise this week and I'm speechless! I was nervous reading negative reviews and we usually stay at Crown hotels so wasn't sure if I had made the right choice. From before our stay with the wonderful Tara offering to have a kids tent set up to surprise my daughter, to the fun little emails leading up, I was getting excited. On the day the car park attendant was so lovely and welcoming as were the Cafe staff. Once we got in I actually couldn't work out which one ours was but saw the kids tent set up through the window. Opening the door to our airstreamer we were blown away! The pink was so cool, the kids set up was beautiful and everything was such high quality. Sheridan towels, amazing sheets and the coolest free mini bar! Even got a lovely hand written note and a bottle of Yarra Valley Rose to toast the Matildas that night. It was so so clean inside and regarding some of the reviews, surely people realise that they are 50+ year old airstreamers and on a CBD rooftop, the windows etc can't be immaculate but it adds to the charm The rooftop had fun games that my daughter loved and the breakfast box from downstairs was absolutely amazing. I honestly can't rave about our experience enough and my daughter has begged for us to stay again, but next time to upgrade to the airstreamer with benefits. Thanks for giving us the most magical, unique Melbourne experience. Don't be fooled by Hotel No, it's not a hotel, it's actually more special!

  • 5/5 Nikki M. 9 months ago on Google
    So. Much. Fun! Had a ball. Went for the AirStream with Benefits and did not regret the extra spend. Perfect location to explore the city. Super comfy bed, quality linen. A free mini bar :)) Only drawback was the traffic noise in the morning but hey - when you're in the middle of the city you've got to expect some noise. Highly recommend.

  • 5/5 Margaret F. 8 months ago on Google
    It was really fabulous. Room was quirky and great, space it is on is amazing. Bar fridge is a bonus and we used the Ototo cocktail voucher. Only getting in is a bit tricky but achievable.

  • 5/5 Hannah V. 7 months ago on Google
    Really cool experience in perfect location to get around the city. Tara was super responsive to my emails prior to our arrival - nothing was too much of a hassle. They were able to accomodate our 1 year old with cot - she had a ball playing on the rooftop. If your after a different experience in the city - would highly recommend.

  • 5/5 Jess W. 9 months ago on Google
    We stayed with our kids (6 & 3) on a weeknight to test the waters. It is as good in person, if not better! We all loved our stay - undercover games for kids & adults alike, our host set up cute beds for the kids, awesome food was a stone’s throw. Hoping to book again for an upcoming milestone birthday, we dug the place so much. Mini bar was generous & shower had the BEST water pressure. The breakfast box was rad 🌵 ☀️ ♥️

  • 5/5 Hannah M. 6 months ago on Google
    I can’t stop talking to others about how much I loved our stay at Hotel No. Tara was amazing at responding to my emails and went above and beyond to help us check in (as well as the parking attendant.) Such a convenient location, with perks such as free coffees, drinks and snacks. The courtyard was packed with games and even though the airstreams were close together it felt very private. Hope to book again!

  • 5/5 Allie K. 5 months ago on Google
    Loved our staycation in the Airstreams so much. Our whole stay was relaxed and easy to navigate. Plenty of communication in the lead up to our stay and the accommodation surpassed our expectations. So slick, super clean and comfy. Everything was fresh and new - the giant communal beanbags were a big hit. We loved the vouchers that were on offer. We made use of the restaurant one and loved that it was so close to the accomm. The free coffee the next morning was also amazing, not too mention the mini bar. We felt like we were winning the whole time. Bed was comfy, van was perfect temp and the shower was great. The highlight was sitting outside and meeting a couple of others couples and chatting until midnight - but if you just want privacy, the vans are super private. We could not fault anything about our stay - maybe some pump soap in the bathroom is the only thing we would recommend. Highly recommend.

  • 5/5 Sim Z. 5 months ago on Google
    Me and my gf stayed at the Hotel No for 1 night, it was unbelievable and the surprise worked well! That night it rained and it was even better because of the sound of the rain on the roof! Highly recommended for a unique night with your partner!

  • 1/5 Andrea Lee B. 5 months ago on Google
    Very overpriced for what is basic accommodation - trading on ‘novelty’, very poor & unhelpful customer service, confusing access to location/car parking, MANY automated text messages clearly not relevant to me sent. Would not recommend, far better to stay at ANY of Melbourne’s nice hotels.

  • 5/5 Rachel M. 5 months ago on Google
    Loved everything about our stay. Loved the airstream - must organise the hot tub next time. Loved the vibe of the space, the intimacy of it and the creativity What a great innovative use of space

  • 5/5 Ebony M. 5 months ago on Google
    What an amazing idea! This place was so unique, the location was perfect, the van itself so lush! The bed was so comfy as well as the pillows, and yes the shower WOW! From 2 people who have young kids that can never get a nice relaxing shower this was just devine, the reviews arent lying about the pressure thats for sure 🤌 The speaker was a great extra, as was the ipad & the camera printer to print photos off from our phones! (once i figured out what it actually was 😂) The noise of the city was loud, but once we got into bed we herd nothing as we both slept like a rock in the very comfy beds! (but also youre smack bang in the middle of the city, so the noise is expected) I wish we had of booked the benefits one, next time we will for sure! We enjoyed the mini bar, a lot of things we had never actually herd of but still had a fair crack and packed some to take home 🙌 We did have a slight difficulty with the door but that was my own silly mistake and the response via text was so quick it was fantastic! We cant wait to return to this place, we even thought about how great it would be to bring our kids or better yet have a small wedding or hens here, so our friends and family could experience it as well as there is ample space in the vans for an extra bed. We also had 2 games at Holy Moly with the discount code that was offered to us (much appreciated) and we had a great time! Thank you for coming up with this genius idea, Ive already had friends asking where it is & how they can book a night! 🙌🙌

  • 5/5 Liam H. 4 months ago on Google
    Location is perfect, close to everything in the CBD. Easy Uber access, Trains, Skybus etc. Nice touches and a bit of fun with the hidden away theme. Like the other reviews mention, the hospitality and service from this AirBnB host are great, shower amazing and overall experience heaps of fun. The only fault is also like the other reviews, there is no space for your things in the bathroom due to an oversized sink. An easy fix if they refit the Airstreams with smaller sinks (not sure why you need a massive sink in a caravan?) and create some kind of pull out additional storage here. Nowhere to really hang stuff so a few more hanging nobs are needed for whet clothes in the main cabin area. Also a better lounge set up so you can actually sit down somewhere other than the bed and rest your back would be nice. A small foldable table to put in the middle of the van to eat on would be a nice touch. Oh and don't expect a blacked out room or quiet sleep. It would be good to put some blinds in that black out the windows properly and not the 60/70's curtains that don't really close properly. As the outside lights left on at night for safety make you think it's daylight outside the entire night. You are kind of glamping, but at this price it's worth its for a couple of nights. We did three which might be a bit much if you want at least one good nights sleep. Easy fixes (except the noise part) if the hosts read this review, then it would be almost perfect if you changed a couple of things.

  • 5/5 Mathew G. 11 months ago on Google
    Different and amazing experience. Glamping bang in the middle of the city. Everything in walking distance. Nice and clean room, awesome shower! Mini bar fridge stocked up and free to use... we cleaned it out and took home stuff :) Towels bit old... time for some new ones!

  • 4/5 Angie D. 4 months ago on Google
    This place was quirky and cool, and super central. It was a mystery to find, but it's all part of the charm. The only downsides were it wasn't overly pram friendly, and the common area lights didn't turn off at night. Otherwise a unique and fun stay!

  • 5/5 Caitlyn A. 1 year ago on Google
    What a little gem of a hotel (that's not a hotel!) It really is an experience as opposed to a place to rest your head. We loved everything about our stay from the free mini bar, to the pink aesthetics, the sheets and the pinnacle...the jacuzzi. Was particularly impressed with our interactions with Peg & Tara who were super helpful. They went above and beyond to make our stay a memorable one. Such a fun vibe all round, we wish we could have stayed longer!

  • 5/5 Lucie M. 2 years ago on Google
    Had a fantastic weekend at Notel. Such a beautiful space, so clean, amazing shower, and an awesome outdoor area which the kids loved. A nice, relaxed vibe, with staff making the process easy. Location is spot on. Would definitely stay again.

  • 5/5 Jj m. 2 years ago on Google
    Very interesting accommodation, my daughter and I enjoy the night here. The bed is very comfortable. Ipad can watch Netflix. The shower water is also comfortable, and some public game equipment is available. Next time we'll choose come on summer, because the heating inside of caravan is not very work,so we wake up in the morning is very cold.

  • 5/5 Hannah S. 2 years ago on Google
    Notel is SO FUN! Not your boring hotel but pink, fun and really relaxing! We found everything from the booking experience, figuring out how to get in, drinking, sleeping, eating a great experience! The parking under makes it so easy! Thanks notel team! See you next time!

  • 2/5 Lisa F. 2 years ago on Google
    Honestly, it was very average.. you’re paying $500 for an “experience” but you’re better off staying at crown or a nicer hotel for that price, at least you’ll have access to pools and other amenities. Very over rated. Staff were kind tho

  • 5/5 Jackie F. 2 years ago on Google
    It's Not a Hotel...but it kinda is. It's kinda hard to find which was kinda fun. It's kinda weird but we really kinda liked it! We kinda demolished the mini bar and that was awfully kinda nice of you. Thanks for a fun night in town!

  • 5/5 Luca M. 2 years ago on Google
    Wonderful stay with the family, cozy beds, amazing cafe (Saluministi) downstairs, COMPLIMENTARY mini fridge! It has a lovely outdoor area with games for kids to have fun, beanbags to sit on for adults to sit around in a group and enjoy some beverages . Really good experience (especially the location) would recommend to any age or anyone.

  • 5/5 Melissa M. 2 years ago on Google
    Firstly, you might look at the prices and think it's a bit expensive for what it is. BUT let me tell you, you aren't just paying to sleep on a bed inside an Airstream. You also get to park your vehicle right below, and you get complementary BARISTA coffee also from the shop below. A mini bar fully included that isn't full of cheapies, it's full of local products trying to do good, Bedsheets that are buttery smooth and a damn cool experience for those non inner city folks. I would pick this place again and again over a hotel. Worth every penny

  • 5/5 Vanessa K. 1 year ago on Google
    Wonderfully unique experience. No need to go out when we had the best of Melbourne’s food delivered to our door and City views from the comfort of our own jacuzzi. Easy parking, super comfy bed, great shower and top notch coffee complimentary coffee downstairs. Highly recommend for a great experience.

  • 5/5 Mick R. 1 year ago on Google
    Stayed in the van with benefits which had a spa over looking Flinders lane which was a nice touch. The experience started by parking the car then working out how to get to the roof level. Located in a nice spot in the city close to an array of fine restaurants and bars. Would 100% recommend the airstream with benefits as it offers more privacy then the other vans on site. 10/10 had a ball!! Thanks to the staff at notel.

  • 5/5 Rachel B. 1 year ago on Google
    Retro and cool on the outside and clean, modern, practical, comfortable and "smart" on the inside. Clever concept that was lots of fun. Free mini bar, amazing shower pressure and soft comfy sheets. Highly recommend for couples or families looking for a unique experience.

  • 4/5 Caroline B. 1 year ago on Google
    This place is such a unique experience in the heart of Melbourne. Forget about the fact that you are in a 50's van - you feel total comfort in this cool awesome space. The best thing of all was hearing the rain on the roof! Great mini-bar and the next trip we will bring a group of friends for a shared experience. Well done NOTEL.

  • 5/5 Kristen J. 1 year ago on Google
    AMAZING! So cool and quirky- such a breath of fresh air from the usual hotel experience! Sitting outside in the spa at night overlooking Flinders lane, sipping drinks from the awesomely stocked mini bar to then slipping into the beautiful soft bamboo sheets was heaven! Making new friends while getting divine coffee from below the next morning just topped off a really ‘feel good’ experience. Just say ‘yes’ and go.💖

  • 3/5 Chloe B. 1 year ago on Google
    Definitely something different! A quirky, fun and colourful experience. Note that if you arrive early to explore the city before checking in (even an hour in my case) to car park under accommodation, they charge you $25 for early entry. Atmosphere was fun and enjoyable. However, really hard to keep warm. Got heater working but wouldn’t stay on. Ended up leaving at 7am because it was FREEZING. Definitely would be fun with group of friends and hens night! Thank you for the experience NOTEL.

  • 5/5 Elle T. 11 months ago on Google
    What a fun and unique experience in a fantastic location! I've stayed in a lot of hotels, but nothing ever quite like this! Plenty of space inside with everything you'd need for an overnight stay. It was clean, the bed was super comfy, the iPad mount on the ceiling was great for watching a Netflix movie in bed, the heating temperature was perfectly cosy and we really appreciated the complimentary drinks and snacks! Free parking downstairs made check-in super easy and stress-free, especially as overnight city parking can be quite pricey. My partner and I had such a great time, thank you! 😁

  • 5/5 jamie F. 1 year ago on Google
    An amazing place to stay, you guys have done an amazing job of the inside and the outside! We had the +benefits and the spa was absolutely amazing with a great view. The location is also perfect! Now trying to convince friends we should all go to Melbourne and stay there!

  • 5/5 Lisa G. 1 year ago on Google
    Absolutely loved our one night stay at Hotel No. A staycation for my daughter and myself to celebrate a birthday. I would agree it is an experience and if you're after something different for a night or two then this is a great option. Driving in was super easy with the parking right next door (those guys provide a great service just FYI Hotel No). It wasn't too tricky finding our way up. We were greeted up the top by a couple who were playing a game of giant jenga in the communal space, this place is fun! The Airstreams have been done up nicely, very cool! Comfy bed, spacious shower and awesome mini bar. A mini bar with stuff in it you want to drink and is included in the price of the stay. A nice touch is the cups to take downstairs to Saluministi for a great cup of coffee (no kidding - really great coffee). When you consider the free parking, the free mini bar, 11am check out and a great coffee like that, a stay at Hotel No is great value for a brilliant experience. My daughter (15) loved it as well, so happy we had such a great time and memories made. Would I go back? YES! Next time though, I want to book the Airstream with the hot tub and the view of Flinders Lane to watch the world go by with a 6ft6 Prosecco in my hand. Thank you!

  • 5/5 Lachy P. 2 years ago on Google
    My partner and I stayed here for our anniversary. Room and rooftop spa were great. Coffee downstairs and free parking added to the convenience. Loved everything about our stay. Only thing that could be improved is providing a couple of non-alcoholic options in the mini bar.

  • 5/5 Yvonne B. 11 months ago on Google
    We really enjoyed our Airmaster stay, the van is minimally furnished but comfortable. Very comfortable bed, and great shower. Generous complimentary mini bar along with some yummy extras. The iPad worked well and we enjoyed a movie on Netflix. We had the package which included the spa, really lovely with the stars above and looking up at buildings and hearing the city sounds. Very convenient parking too. A very unique and enjoyable experience. It’s not luxury but it’s not intended to be, it’s fun and different and an experience to remember with happiness.

  • 5/5 Melissa L. 11 months ago on Google
    Hey team - my husband and I stayed on the weekend in the + benefits airstream and had the best time. We loved the whole experience - from finding the pink door, to getting through the roller door and up to the airstreams, to the free mini and delicious coffee the bext morning. The outdoor communal area was super fun and having a few drinks in the spa on a chilly Melbourne evening was awesome. Have already told numerous friends to check it out ✌🏽

  • 5/5 Desiree T. 1 year ago on Google
    I'm Melbourne born and bred, however have relocated to the Gold Coast. I brought my partner down for a visit and thought it would be a cool way for him to experience my city, and the room did not disappoint. The location is great as it's central and close to public transport. The games out in the common area were a great distraction while we waited for our dinner booking and the bed was super comfy. The complimentary mini bar is pretty epic, as well as complimentary beverages from the tasty deli downstairs. Would highly recommend this for holidaymakers AND locals alike.

  • 5/5 Nadja E. 1 year ago on Google
    Stayed with a girlfriend and had a fab stay! Weather was perfect for a few cheeky glasses of (complimentary) wine & chocolate. We said hello to our neighbours. Played a few games. Enjoyed a perfect shower. Bed was beautiful. Super quirky. Perfect for us. Will return. Not recommended for anyone with mobility issues (which they have advised straight up). There are only stairs leading to accomodation and then a few steps leading up.

  • 5/5 lauren m. 1 year ago on Google
    We loved our stay at Hotel No. Our 2 year old daughter stayed with us and she thought it was fantastic. A great place to stay in the CBD with a little one, particularly with the outside games and space for them to run around. Even though our weather wasn't great we were able to make good use of the undercover outdoor space. The team were very responsive and accommodating of changes I needed to the cheeseboard, mini bar and breakfast due to dietary needs. Highly recommend!

  • 4/5 Marie-Louise V. 1 year ago on Google
    We loved our stay at Hotel No! It was cool and quirky and something different. It is a bit of a challenge getting to the rooftop and would not be suitable for anyone with trouble walking flights of stairs. Definitely not wheelchair friendly. The room is pretty basic with the essentials such as a kettle and fridge. A steamer or iron with small ironing board would be perfect! The bed is really comfortable with lovely sheets (we are now looking to buy the same!) and the shower is really good with great pressure! There is no hanging space or anywhere to put your clothes so they stayed in our suitcases on the bench. Of course we loved the included mini bar and enjoyed all the treats they had to offer. It was fun to play games in the shared area and we were lucky to be able to enjoy some nice weather which made it even more pleasurable. For something different, Hotel No is perfect! I would recommend it for a short stay (1-2 nights) but anything longer would probably be uncomfortable. Bring a small bag too as lugging a big suitcase up and down 3 flights of stairs is not fun. We would be back with friends for a quirky little getaway.

  • 5/5 Skylar R. 1 year ago on Google
    Had an amazing stay at HOTEL NO with my partner. Such a fun and quirky stay - even though we got a little bit stumped trying to find the secret entry it was all part of the adventure! The accomodation itself was amazing, such a cool vibe and everything was well maintained and very clean. We especially loved the free mini bar full of snacks and drinks. We’ll definitely be back and have already recommended HOTEL NO to all of our friends!

  • 5/5 Stephen W. 1 year ago on Google
    We loved our stay at Hotel No. It was quirky and fun and the airstream was super comfy. The bed was great, light and soft bedding and the shower was the best! Peg was helpful and friendly and the whole experience was one to remember, not just another boring hotel room. Great free mini-bar too. Loved it. And not to forget the parking - doesn’t get more convenient and sure beats standard hotel car parking where getting your car back at checkout can be a nightmare. We had a fabulous night. Oh and the coffee downstairs, perfect!

  • 5/5 Gavin D. 1 year ago on Google
    Such a unique and interesting concept. After seeing Hotel No featured on social media I knew we had to experience it for ourselves. That decision proved correct. From the curious entry process, to the comfy bed and speciality mini bar everything was just good fun. The Airstream caravans look so cool and nicely finished inside too. Nice feel with the communal social setting in the centre. I already love visiting Melbourne and this just added to whole experience.

  • 5/5 Tina F. 1 year ago on Google
    Easy and fun checking in! Notes were fun to follow and very thorough! So modern and so comfortable to stay in! Had an amazing view for fireworks on NY and super chilled and comfy outdoor area! Love it! Will definitely be back!!

  • 5/5 Kaan the Gamer T. 1 year ago on Google
    Loved my stay! It was supposed to be a surprise for my partner for his birthday but when he got covid, my 11 year old son got to come instead. We loved the shower and mini bar. The jacuzzi was a highlight. We went in so many times. Great vibe at night. Would def recommend for a night or two. The cafe downstairs was closed on a Friday morning at 10am, so couldn’t grab a coffee but other than that, it was perfect!

  • 5/5 Brittany D. 1 year ago on Google
    We had the best overnight stay as a family of 6. The shared entertaining area was great for us to relax and play some games in before heading out to dinner. The location is fantastic so close to everything you could want or need. We should have packed some cutlery though as we had a snack platter but had no knife for cheese or dips. Vans are spacious and comfortable. Shower is great! Can’t wait to come back for another stay

  • 5/5 Laura H. 2 months ago on Google • 1 review New
    Amazing stay and unique experience. We thoroughly enjoyed our stay here, the outdoor area, spacious airstream, and cosy bed made it all the more enjoyable. Not to mention the coffee and food downstairs was perfection. This stay will be something we will never forget as it was where we got engaged. Thank you for helping make the experience all the more unique and wholesome.
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  • 4/5 Tim L. 2 months ago on Google • 1 review New
    It was a quirky experience getting in but we figured it out. The Airstream had a very comfortable bed but my wife had difficulties getting out of it with her two hip replacements. Light from the common area tended to sneak in around the curtains at night. I still managed to get a decent sleep though.Loved the corn hole game in the common area too. We found the location was central to areas we wanted to visit so that was a plus. Also a plus was the FREE Mini Bar ... you don't find that with other venues. Definitely recommend this to others for the experience as it was quite different.


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