1/5 Ray K. 6 months ago on Google
Soooo
much
is
wrong
with
this
hotel.
Most
important
of
all:
it’s
mouldy
in
the
rooms,
in
the
gym
and
probably
at
the
restaurant
as
it
smells
damp
and
bad
there
as
well
as
everywhere
else
in
the
hotel.
Apart
from
that:
It’s
not
by
any
means
a
luxury
experience.
We
spent
two
nights
in
an
ocean
view
junior
suite.
The
Emiliano
markets
(and
prices)
itself
as
a
luxury
hotel.
We
have
stayed
in
luxury
hotels
all
over
the
world
and
this
couldn’t
be
any
further
from
what
we
think
is
an
upmarket
standard.
They
give
you
a
list
on
how
to
behave.
Like
in
a
hotel
close
to
a
red
light
district
you‘re
forbidden
from
bringing
outside
people
into
your
room
(see
photo).
Like
in
a
lowcost
party
hotel,
you‘re
not
allowed
to
play
music
on
your
own
devices.
There’s
more
rules
and
most
are
ridiculous.
They
make
you
sign
them
at
reception.
Like
in
a
budget
hotel,
everything
is
extra,
even
a
coffee
capsule
on
the
room
(6
R).
They
have
the
longest
price
list
on
the
room
ever
and
assume
that
you‘ll
steal
every
washcloth
or
pillowcase.
There
are
items
on
room
that
are
wrapped
up
and
can’t
be
seen
/
touched
/
used.
They’re
only
for
sale
(like
an
emiliano
book
or
a
branded
scented
candle).
They
have
„hidden
fees“:
an
uncorking
fee
for
wine
bottles
bought
at
the
rooftop
bar
of
150
R
-
the
fineprint
on
the
last
page
of
the
menu.
The
emiliano
doesn’t
trust
you:
you
will
steal
something,
therefore
everything
is
nailed
down,
even
the
shampoo,
the
staff
shows
up
at
your
door
to
check
the
mini-bar
at
random
times.
Everything
is
mouldy
and
damp
and
rotting
away
-
there
was
a
lot
of
water
on
the
windows
and
mirrors
when
we
checked
in,
the
floor
we
were
on
stank
of
mould
and
so
did
our
room.
The
air
con
is
way
too
loud,
even
on
the
lowest
setting,
so
you
can’t
have
it
on
during
the
night.
Cocktails
are
priced
at
a
point
that
suggest
some
sort
of
skill,
but
don’t
expect
it.
Least
effort
I
have
encountered
in
years.
Any
cocktail
we
had
was
just
a
few
poor
tasting,
watered
down
(probably
artificial)
juices
poured
together.
For
comparison:
go
to
the
Belmond
pool
bar.
They
charge
the
same,
but
they
are
masters
at
their
trade.
Poor
maintenance:
everywhere
is
rust,
mould,
decay,
wear
and
tear:
the
wooden
floors
show
heavy
usage,
the
wooden
wall
panels
show
dark
spots
where
water
has
damaged
them
or
where
there’s
probably
mould
behind
them,
the
faux
marble
tiles
in
the
shower
are
throwing
bubbles,
the
towel
rail
is
hanging
off
the
wall,
the
fabric
wall
covers
in
the
hallways
and
our
bedroom
is
torn
and
dirty
everywhere.
The
rooms
can’t
be
considered
clean:
dirty
spots
everywhere,
which
even
when
specifically
asked
to
clean
aren’t
taken
care
of
(our
mirror
was
dirty
for
the
whole
stay).
I
asked
twice
for
flip
flops
in
my
size,
wouldn’t
get
them.
Only
found
out
later
that
they
charge
for
them
and
therefore
probably
reuse
them.
Would
you
want
to
wear
shoes
a
number
of
other
guests
have
used
before
you?
The
sunbeds
at
the
Copacabana
are
the
dirtiest
sunbeds
and
umbrellas
you
can
think
of.
Towels
are
yellow
from
sunscreen
of
previous
users
and
the
state
of
the
umbrellas
is
a
sentiment
for
the
hotel
itself.
Please
look
at
the
pictures.
Personell
is
not
sufficiently
trained,
especially
at
reception,
but
the
staff
at
the
restaurant
and
at
the
rooftop
bar
is
extremely
nice.
The
breakfast
is
really
good.
All
in
all
the
most
disappointing
hotel
ever.