1/5 Dima T. 3 months ago on Google New
If
you
hate
money
and
have
lots
of
time
to
waste,
this
tour
is
for
you!
You
will
spend
30
minutes
waiting
for
a
bus
on
a
stop,
it'll
take
you
to
the
next
stop,
where
it'll
just
sit
for
another
30
minutes
(despite
being
completely
full),
and
then
just
reverse
direction
and
take
you
right
back
to
the
previous
stop,
where
you
started
an
hour
ago.
What
a
tour
of
the
city!
There
are
no
headphones,
like
on
normal
hop-on-hop-off
tours,
so,
if
you
don't
speak
Spanish,
do
not
expect
any
narration.
But
even
if
you
do,
it's
really,
maybe
5%
of
the
trip,
the
rest
is
just
annoying
music.
Maps
on
website
do
not
match
what
they'll
give
you
in
the
brochure,
and
the
actual
route
doesn't
match
either
version.
The
driver
will
just
stop
wherever
he
likes,
and
speed
over
other
stops
on
a
whim.
Most
of
the
stops
are
unmarked,
and
there
are
no
addresses
or
any
location
information
in
the
brochure.
Basically,
you
have
to
guess
where
they
are.
There
is
also
a
mobile
app.
It
makes
you
grant
it
every
permission
from
viewing
photos
to
making
calls,
displays
a
logo
and
then
does
absolutely
nothing.
When
they
sell
the
ticket,
they
will
tell
you
busses
run
till
7,
but
in
reality,
they
are
just
done
when
they
are
done.
The
guide
warned
us
that
the
last
bus
would
be
at
5
on
one
day
"because
of
a
holiday"
...
But
when
we
were
there
at
4:30,
it
has
already
left.
It's
a
huge
city,
so
if
you
are
still
considering
buying
this,
be
sure
to
budget
$40-$50
per
day
for
the
Uber
to
get
back
when
they
just
leave
you
stranded
in
some
remote
location.
Do
yourself
a
favor
and
go
with
a
good
operator,
like
Capital
Bus.
I
can't
count
how
many
times
I
wished
we
did
watching
their
busses
come
and
go
while
desperately
waiting
for
mine
at
a
stop.
