3/5 NB G. 1 year ago on Google
What
a
hard
review
to
give.
Here
we
go......ok
say
you
require
a
complete
internal
cleanse
done
in
the
next
three
to
six
hours,
then
look
no
further!
Castor
oil?
Blech!
Pico
salex?
Nope!
Grab
yourself
one
of
these
fantastically
delicious
grease
vessels
that
you
will
no
doubt
inhale
as
the
hot
grease
slides
down
off
the
cheese
and
processed
meats
most
of
it
making
it
in
your
mouth
while
some
drips
down
your
face
then
plummeting
down
your
gullet
like
the
Jamaican
bobsled
team
racing
down
into
your
guts
where
they
will
stop
for
a
brief
while
(three
hours
tops
but
I've
had
it
start
as
early
as
45
mins
after
eating)
sitting
and
babbling
but
like
all
good
things,
this
too
must
come
to
an
end.
Time
for
the
bobsled
team
to
evacuate.
Let
me
explain
how
bad
this
disaster
was.
There's
two
gas
stations
and
one
convenience
store
I'm
ashamed
to
ever
show
my
face
at
again.
If
the
stores
weren't
busy
I
would've
mentioned
the
flooded
toilet
but
I
didn't
want
to
interrupt
and
I
still
had
to
make
it
home
to
take
something
for
this
hot
lava
that
wanted
to
come
out
of
both
ends
but
I
fought
hard
to
just
keep
it
flying
out
the
one
end.
I
did
well.
But
again,
that
came
to
an
end.
I
held
it
back
for
so
long,
I
opened
my
mouth
and
it
was
like
the
exorcist
movie.
I
was
just
spewing
everywhere!
Luckily
the
cat
litter
box
was
in
front
of
me.
I
was
staying
with
family
members
at
the
time
actually,
so
I
apologize
for
making
you
think
the
cat
was
dying.
She's
fine.
It
was
me.
It
just
tasted
so
delicious
when
I
got
it
hot
out
of
the
oven
but
wow
it
was
not
the
experience
I
was
hoping
for.
I
got
cheesy
bread
and
a
pepperoni
pizza
I
believe.
Delicious
according
to
my
mouth,
Satan's
witch
child
according
to
the
rest
of
my
body.
I
was
so
sick
I
lost
4lbs
so
yay
for
that!
But
don't
eat
this
especially
if
you're
on
a
date
that's
going
to
end
up
you
doing
the
dirty
disco.....imagine
having
the
trots
over
a
fan
on
high
speed.
You're
welcome
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