Worst rated Coffee Shops in Köln, Germany to Avoid (Updated December, 2023)

Coffee vending machine

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1.80 (5 reviews) (~34.25 km from centre)

Cafe

😐 Wer das Haus der Deutschen Geschichte in Bonn besucht, braucht unbedingt auch eine Pause, denn es gibt so viel zu sehen... Das Museums Café im Haus der Deutschen Geschichte befindet sich in der obersten Etage. Zugang auf halber Strecke im Museum, oder direkt mit dem Fahrstuhl ins Café beides ist mö...

2.40 (59 reviews) (~26.98 km from centre)

Ditsch

Bakery

😠 Burnt pretzels... I've had this problem at this branch for a long time. My photo is from February 12, 2020. At that time I only complained to Ditsch himself. But since there have been tons of burnt pretzels every time I've been there since then (including today 😢), I don't want to withhold this hon...

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2.40 (22 reviews) (~2.65 km from centre)

Cafe-Restaurant Hosselmann GmbH & Co KG

Cafe

😠 1.90 € für eine Minipfütze Kaffee. Schade aber definitiv ein Grund NICHT mehr wiederzukommen

2.40 (18 reviews) (~41.71 km from centre)

Kamps

Bakery

👍👍 Small backery at the terminal 2, arrivals 2. Works also quite late into the night (till about 1 am at least) having a good selektion. You can get sandwiches for ~4-5 euros, also other pastry for ~2. Hot drinks like coffee, tea. Great option for snack at late arrivals.

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2.50 (149 reviews) (~13.12 km from centre)

Dunkin'

Donut shop

Long-running chain serving signature breakfast items & a variety of coffee drinks.

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2.50 (80 reviews) (~37.64 km from centre)

Bäckerei Oehme Brot & Kuchen

Bakery

🫤 Half breakfast at full price: rolls with a maximum of 1/2 egg and a half-full cappuccino are served - when asked, there is no missing leftover and the pat answer that rolls always have a whole egg, more would cost more. Neither of the two ladies wanted to look at the “whole egg” on my roll. Service?...

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2.60 (59 reviews) (~32.59 km from centre)

Kamps Bäckerei

Bakery

Dine-in · Takeaway · Delivery

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2.60 (40 reviews) (~10.61 km from centre)

Mosaic

Coffee shop

😠 What a horrible experience... Waited at the table for 10 minutes, while the only employee repeatedly ignored the tables, she was with the back on the tables. Went to the bar, asked for an espresso. Went back to the table. She yelled across the whole room, way back, where I was to go and pay and take...

2.60 (27 reviews) (~40.04 km from centre)

EisCaffé

Cafe

😠 unfriendly service and racist towards customers. if it takes so much effort to work, she'd better stay at home. We sat on the table with a group and my children just wanted to eat ice cream. And not from the menu! They were not allowed to sit at the table with us. The waiter sad to us, The kids had...

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2.70 (265 reviews) (~34.02 km from centre)

Ditsch

Bakery

😠 The gentleman who had worked on 01/10/21 at 8:12 pm and didn't want to tell me his name so that I could complain was absolutely rude and sloppy. He didn't want to give anything to stir my cocoa, nor did he stir it. He also didn't want to sell me a pretzel stick because there was only pretzel baguet...

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2.70 (143 reviews) (~0.55 km from centre)

Douglas Headquarters

Perfume store

😠 I HAVE ORDERED 2 ITEMS LAST JUNE 2020 BUT IT WAS A HORRIFYING ORDER. FIRSTLY IT STARTED OFF WITH THE RETURN LABEL WHICH I COULD NOT PRINT IT OUT. APPARENTLY WAS THE SUPPLIER'S FAULT. THEN THEY CAME WITH A NEW LABEL WHICH WORKED OUT WELL BUT I HAD TO WAIT AGES FOR DOUGLAS CUSTOMER SERVICE TO CONTACT...

2.70 (118 reviews) (~34.07 km from centre)

Shell

Gas station

😠 Seit Jahren Kunden bei Shell, Jetzt haben wir Post von einem Inkasso Büro erhalten, was für die Shell Tankstelle tätig ist. Wir sollen vor 8 Wochen Ad Blue für 10€ nicht bezahlt haben, obwohl wir nachweislich an dem Tag für 34€ eine Rechnung bezahlt haben. Aus den 10€ sind allerdings 85€ geworden. (...

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2.70 (90 reviews) (~22.53 km from centre)

Tauchbasis & Tauchschule Strandgut

SCUBA instructor

😠 Kein Alkohol und keine kleinen Hunde erlaubt. Das macht weder als "Strandbar" noch als "Kiosk", was das Lokal eher beschreibt, Sinn.

2.70 (28 reviews) (~14.85 km from centre)

Jaz Boutique Café Art

Cafe

😠 Not a good experience. It's a beautiful cafe with nice ambience. But terrible service. I went there this morning and the place was empty except for one table. I asked for a table that I could work at and they asked me to leave, as 'people working at cafes take too long'. I just needed 20 mins over b...

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2.80 (89 reviews) (~24.08 km from centre)

Bäckerei Oehme Brot & Kuchen

Bakery

Dine-in · Takeaway · Delivery

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2.80 (31 reviews) (~28.52 km from centre)

McDonald's

Fast food restaurant

Classic, long-running fast-food chain known for its burgers & fries.

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2.90 (2.5K reviews) (~1.05 km from centre)

Shell

Gas station

Diesel fuel

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2.90 (65 reviews) (~20.09 km from centre)

Kamps Bäckerei

Bakery

🫤 Opening hours until 7 p.m But at 5 p.m. there is no more coffee because the machine has already been cleaned. Not so great

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2.90 (25 reviews) (~37.75 km from centre)

Kamps Bäckerei

Bakery

😠 Die Berliner waren leider schon älter und nicht mehr frisch. Auf Nachfrage beim Chef, wurde dieser uns gegenüber lepsch und unfreundlich.

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3.00 (113 reviews) (~0.27 km from centre)

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