5/5 Martin H. 9 months ago on Google
OK
so
I
haven’t
been
here
in
almost
3
years,
but
I
always
think
about
the
chocolate
milkshake
i
had
from
here
one
night
in
2020,
maybe
2021.
I
was
driving
home
from
my
girlfriends
and
decided
to
get
a
milkshake,
so
I
stopped
here.
Now,
anybody
who’s
had
a
milkshake
from
McDonald’s
in
the
last
20
years
understands
that
they’re
just
not
what
they
used
to
be…
it’s
kind
of
a
bummer
but
every
once
in
a
while
you
go
back
for
one,
just
out
of
pure
impulse.
Well,
I
don’t
know
what
happened,
but
the
milkshake
they
made
for
me
that
night
was,
without
a
shadow
of
a
doubt
in
my
mind,
the
best
McDonald’s
shake
i’ve
had
since
the
90’s.
You
know
how
typically,
they
have
a
thin,
syrupy,
almost
foam-like
consistency
that
only
satisfies
you
a
bit?
This
was
different.
It
tasted
like
real,
fresh
ingredients
were
used,
and
the
consistency
was
thick,
perfect,
smooth
medium
thick,
and
creamy,
gentle
rolling
spheres
of
fat
on
my
tongue
creamy.
Like
Ronald
McDonald
himself
milked
and
creamed
and
prepared
the
ingredients
so
that,
for
the
first
time
since
maybe
9/11,
something
from
a
McDonald’s
would
feel
real.
I
will
never
forget
the
chocolate
shake
that
i
tried
to
drink
slowly
and
enjoy
for
the
rest
of
the
drive
home.
Whoever
made
that
shake,
God
bless
you,
we
peons
don’t
deserve
you
EDIT:
I
went
back
and
it
wasn’t
the
same.
Idk
what
it
was
but
maybe
the
mRNA
in
the
vaccines
did
something
to
my
McDNA…
jk
:)
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