3/5 Alex G. 7 months ago on Google
I'm
genuinely
sorry
that
I
missed
the
opportunity
to
spend
two
nights
in
a
terrestrial
paradise.
No,
wait...
I
did.
In
theory,
the
guesthouse
promised
an
unforgettable
experience,
and
it
was.
Just
not
in
a
good
way.
The
view
is
like
an
Oscar
won
by
Leonardo
DiCaprio:
rare,
precious,
and
unique.
In
contrast,
the
services
are
like
an
episode
of
'Kitchen
Nightmares'
without
Chef
Ramsay
to
save
the
day.
The
bed
offered
me
a
magic
trick:
the
mattress
disappeared
under
me
like
Houdini
in
his
best
performance.
The
food?
It
was
a
battle
for
life
and
death,
and
that
was
just
to
get
to
the
buffet.
People
were
at
the
food
like
it
was
a
Black
Friday
of
calories.
The
fish
in
the
lake
turned
out
to
be
as
real
as
unicorns.
Legend
has
it
that
big
fish
once
lived
in
that
lake,
but
I
think
they
emigrated
in
search
of
better
service.
And
the
pool?
Ah,
the
pool.
It
was
like
a
soup
of
reality,
enriched
with
floating
trash,
a
delicacy
that
made
me
wish
I
had
forgotten
my
swimsuit
at
home.
In
conclusion,
if
you're
looking
for
an
adventure
to
tell
your
grandchildren
about
—
but
not
necessarily
in
a
positive
way
—
this
guesthouse
is
the
perfect
place.
I
wish
you
a
stay
as
'wonderful'
as
mine!
