Worst rated Food & Drinks in Lisbon, Portugal

😠 looks good, tastes bad. Octopus not seasoned and tasteless, potatoes overcooked, all very poor. The restaurant seems to be focused on one-time customers. I recommend staying away from this place. The worst restaurant in Lisbon I've been to.

😠 Never go here, disgusting food, annoying staff, extraordinarily expensive. They changed their name to Heaven's door, probably because they're scamming people. 5€ serving fee, no invoice. Go to McDonald's if you want a better experience. I hope some government agency actually shuts this place down, t...

😠 Worst experience ever. Expensive drinks; I bought 9 shots, each of which were less than half a shot. Horrible customer service. Discriminatory. and overall, not a fun experience. Go to all the other bars around the area especially if you’re a foreigner.

😠 « The best hot dog in town » is actually the worst in Europe, everything is raw and have no taste with unseasoned cabbage and carrots, we couldn’t eat more than half of a hot dog… In addition to that the girls were super cold and rude.

🫤 I put two stars instead of one because I'm still laughing about my time here two months later. It's laughably bad in every way. The singer glares at people who insist on speaking while she sings songs and brags about being the best. On a brighter note, during one song she put a fake plant on my head...

😠 I've never seen so much incompetence together. They don't answer the phone, and when they do, they put the person on hold forever without speaking so that the person gives up. If you send an email, do not respond in writing so as not to commit to doing so only by phone to protect yourself from cons...

😠 So gutted I went here instead of any other place. More atmosphere in a morgue and the cadavers would have more personality than the staff. The food on the board isn't what you'll be served. And it's far too expensive. Save yourself the bad experience and go pick up some french fries from the ground...

😠 I was attacked by three bouncers at this club completely unprovoked. I did not order anything from this club but was charged a Euro fee of 100 via my debit card to leave the club. I was punched multiple times by security for no reason. Multiple witnesses who are not affiliated with me can confirm...

😠 The uber that brought us was corrupt, on the map is the fake Kremlin, this nightclub forces us to pay even if you were staying 50sec, impossible to come out without paying the sum requested. There are 4 bouncers for 2 people in the nightclub. They were rude because they knew we were the only potenti...

😠 I thought rustic chicken sandwich will be rustic bread, but the chicken was rustic. I couldn't even chew that thing... It was so dry and rubbery. Wine and service were okay, but don't eat any snack in this place....

😠 Most disgusting 'food' I ever had. Don't even bother to look at the menu, you won't get what you expect..

😠 Awful. Bread is dry like those pita from the supermarket, meat is burned, french fries are cold, came without sauce, portion is small. Worst kebab I ever had. Stay away from this "restaurant"

😠 Establishment that clearly discriminates racially. We came with a group on my birthday, the first 3 of my group who happened to come a few meters ahead, let them in without asking if they were on the reservation and the second group that contained 2 people of African ethnicity, well dressed and pol...

😠 It was the worsest place for our 2,5 years in Portugal. We ask in advance if kitchen is working at 5.30 but when we tried to order it was looking like everything is finished or not available. It was very strange ((( We decide to go to another place, and trying to pack our things with 3 kids... But a...

🫤 My wife and I were looking for a coffee while we were waiting for the check-in counter to open, so we each ordered a cappuccino - bad idea. I saw them make it, but the bean must be very weak and diluted with water when they make the cappuccino. It was almost tasteless (??). When I first got it, it h...

Stylish nighclub & bar with dance music & international live acts including alternate rock.

😠 A bit sad with this Flat white. At the Lisbon Airport T2. The coffee is very weak. I had to order the second one and they just added a bit more foam. I asked if they know how to make the flat white and I was asked if I want more foam. They have no knowledge on how to make the coffee and just ruining...

😠 The staff is not correct. They speak badly to the guests. The man in charge of the payments is rude and looks down on the customers. They allow some customers who have not bought anything to sit down to reserve the table, and leave those who have just paid standing with their breakfast on their arms...

😠 I took the food to go, didn’t notice what I was paying for. I took lebnah yoghurt, tabuleh salad, and tomato rice. I paid over 3 euros for each of these. For my 9,6 euros I got 2 spoons of yoghurt(!) half box of salad , which was without sauce and I threw it away, a piece of bread and one box of tom...

🫤 There were 5 types of frappe type coffees none of which had any pictures or description of what they were. My wife ordered a "100% natural" smoothie instead. Look at the picture on the menu then look at the picture of what we got. Ha! We saw her pour some cheap white label mango flavor concentrate i...