Worst rated Massage therapists in London, United Kingdom to Avoid (Updated January, 2024)

Worst rated Massage therapists in London

Steer clear of these locations to ensure a positive experience in London. Our list highlights the least favorable places to help you make informed choices and enjoy your time in the city. This list contains 25 places from Massage therapist category.

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SpaSeekers

Travel agency

😠 Please please listen to the bad reviews! I booked a spa day for £100 and added £20 cancellation cover but when it came to cancelling I did not get my money back and instead got a voucher (which I cannot even use for 3 weeks!) What is the point in having cancellation cover if you can't get your money...

2.10 (274 reviews) (~154.27 km from centre)

Natural Health Céntre

Massage parlor

🫤 Very unsatisfied with massage experience. After being asked to pay before I had entered the cubicle, I went for a 30 min massage, was told it would be 'full body', but only my back and legs were massaged. The masseuse stopped having completed less than 25 mins of the massage, and although I asked...

2.10 (7 reviews) (~11.06 km from centre)

Diplomat Massage Ltd

Massage therapist

👍👍 My name is Scott Wilkinson, I visit this place all the time and love the Romanian girls a meet there

2.30 (6 reviews) (~236.24 km from centre)

MassageSpaces Ltd

Massage therapist

😠 Worst place ever while massage someone came in and stole money out of jacket

2.30 (6 reviews) (~103.03 km from centre)

Premier Massage

Massage parlor

👍👍 been visiting for many years, girls always lovely, had many hours of entertainment

2.40 (5 reviews) (~173.59 km from centre)

The Village Health Club

Fitness center

🫤 For the money I don't think it's great. I have been going to this gym for 13 years. I pay extra money for a more relaxing feel. It used to be private gym. I don't think they should allow children in this pool or have aqua classes. I think it should be a relaxing adult gym. The pool is now over crowd...

2.50 (24 reviews) (~19.16 km from centre)

Premier Hair and Beauty Touch

Beauty salon

2.50 (8 reviews) (~184.18 km from centre)

Hong Therapy Centre

Massage therapist

😠 Should be no stars. Booked my appointment in the morning for 8.30pm. I asked if they wanted my details and was told no. Drove 15 mins to the location. After 5 mins of knocking no one opened the door so I rang them. Was told no sorry we are closed and can't do your massage and rushed off the phone. A...

2.60 (27 reviews) (~166.83 km from centre)

Blue Belle Suite

Massage parlor

😠 Expected more

2.70 (15 reviews) (~171.57 km from centre)

Versage Health and Beauty

Beauty salon

😠 Please be warned if you are purchasing a wowcher voucher for eyelash treatment, the quality of service and application will be rushed and the lady will not give you a full lash like stated. She wont allow you to pick the length you want, I felt bamboozled and totally wasted my money and time. It's b...

2.80 (41 reviews) (~14.14 km from centre)

Sloane Avenue Spa

Beauty salon

😠 Warning : The worst spa experience ever. Do not recommend ! talkative staff however extremely unprofessional. I was booked a spa treatment, which included oxy cryo facial, full body massage , Indian head massage and manicure. Adequate massage. ( was given to me by an young girl who was on trial wi...

2.80 (24 reviews) (~11.57 km from centre)

Athree Massage Ealing

Massage parlor

😠 Frankly my biggest put off was that they make it look like it is proper traditional Indian Ayurvedic massage and put a host of Indian god idols to create that impression. Having gone through dozens of genuine Ayurvedic massages in the past I can state clearly and honestly that the services here are...

2.80 (13 reviews) (~21.12 km from centre)

Caesars Massage Parlour

Massage parlor

👍👍 Fantastic girls! Does what it says on the tin.

2.80 (9 reviews) (~236.46 km from centre)

Pleasuredrome

Gay sauna

🫤 so, I read mixed reviews, and i was there some years ago , and figured I'd go again. could read in recent reviews that they now want £20 plus £3 (newish extra charge of u want an hour of privacy) ,, I show up and it's £23 plus £5 (they don't tell u about the 5 unless you ask). I think it was the lac...

2.90 (379 reviews) (~8.79 km from centre)

Le Kalon Spa

Spa and health club

😠 The worst spa I've ever been to! So I booked a luxury hammam massage at this spa. There was nothing luxury about it, I turned up and had to find a member of staff who seemed like she couldn't be bothered to be there, next I got changed in the changing rooms that were dirty, paint peeling off the wal...

2.90 (17 reviews) (~12.67 km from centre)

Massage Waterloo - Young Kong Spa

Massage therapist

😠 The worst massage i have ever had. From start to finish it was unprofessional, they have no idea what they are doing, and clearly not qualified. Would not recommend this place to anyone, waste of money and left feeling upset not relaxed.

3.00 (35 reviews) (~8.6 km from centre)

Everwell Ltd 康泰公司

Chinese medicine clinic

😠 Been here just because of my wife have a serious swell on her knee and I bring her to here for acupuncture treatment . First we walk into the shop , the woman ( doctor ) charge us for £10 for consultation fees and check whether what’s going wrong to my wife’s knee . What comes in a result that the d...

3.00 (30 reviews) (~10.36 km from centre)

Natura & Health

Massage therapist

😠 I would give this zero stars if I could. I booked a massage online, and they took my details and took the money immediately. I arrived, was told my the receptionist to lie on the message table and “relax”. I waited for nearly fifteen minutes listening to a lot of banging and scraping upstairs (renov...

3.00 (29 reviews) (~19.93 km from centre)

Sanook Spa

Spa

😐 My friend and I came here using a voucher that we got from a third party. This voucher was for some treatments and afternoon tea. The treatments were fine and the staff were nice and professional, but the afternoon tea was horrific. The value of this tea should have been about £30 per person but we...

3.00 (27 reviews) (~11.09 km from centre)

Waterfront Spa and Health Club

Spa and health club

😠 Feel bad for my daughter today. She booked a spa day for mothers day today. We got up early to enjoy a 'spa' day today for Mother's Day at this place. Its not cheap, we were asked to pay extra for a towel and robe at the desk and told steam room light not working. The 'spa' is in the basement a rabb...

3.00 (21 reviews) (~99.35 km from centre)

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Worst rated Massage therapists in London, United Kingdom