Worst rated places in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico

😠 Awful, awful experience. The boat is old, run down, smells like fumes, the single toilet is barely functional and stinks. The music is 10 decibels too loud. The drinks are pre-made, watered down, even the beer is watered down -- disgusting. The tour guide talked NON-STOP for the first 45 minutes...

😠 Hit in the head by an umbrella! Make sure the umbrellas are secured. Mine blew off and smacked me in the face! It was clearly broken. They also included a mandatory tip (which is illegal in Mexico) and didn't give me back full change (they swiped an additional 9 pesos). If your dignity is so low as...

😠 50$ for 2 drinks. Plus tip. Then the drinks look nothing like the 5 big posters around. The pictures are what I got vs what they are supposed to be like.

😠 I’m pretty sure it’s illegal for Hyatt to block access to the beach. You are not allowed to have private beaches in puerto Vallarta

😠 Pésimo servicio. No tenían un platillo infantil y me recomendó el mesero le podían hacer a la niña una pasta Alfredo con pollo, así simple, el pollo congelado y al momento de la cuenta, cobraban esa pequeña porción en casi 400 pesos ( cuando la pasta más cara con mariscos vale menos que eso ahí mism...

Casual counter-serve chain for build-your-own sandwiches & salads, with health-conscious options.

😠 I don't give it a lower rating because it can't be done. The worst service one can find. They are just quick to get paid. Ineptitude made a business.

😠 Hello friends, I went to this restaurant today for the very first time. Waitress and owner were so rude. They also tried to overcharge us for drinks and food. When waitress brought the bill, she also added an extra 80 pesos for charging my phone (never seen this anywhere around the world). They lat...

😠 We just got here to leave on our way back to Canada 🇨🇦. We ordered 2 beers and got completely screwed. A 6 pack in Nuevo Vallarta is 24 Mexican Pesos. They asked about a tip percent starting at 15% so i said 20% not knowing the actual price of the beer. My mistake obviously but $13/beer is not coo...

😠 La comida no es mala, pero el servicio es pésimo. El chavito que estaba atendiendo nos dijo que no había más guisados que era todo lo que tenía, los guisos se veían super secos ya, le volvimos a preguntar si estaba seguro de que no iban a sacar más y tajantemente dijo NO. Le dimos las gracias y el j...

Unassuming quarters in a no-nonsense hostel with a communal kitchen, Wi-Fi & a terrace.

😠 Tengo 3 meses llendo con el peditra Maico, las ultimas 3 citas me las cancelo el mismo dia de la cita con una hora de anticipacion! Aparte de que mi hijo no a mostrado mejoria con el tratamiento caro que me receto. Me parece muy poco profesional de su parte ya que así como su tiempo es valioso tamb...

😠 We’ve had better sushi at our local grocery store. Bland! Not many options, too saucy. No one at the table liked it. Worst sushi we’ve had in a decade. Service was ok, atmosphere feels like a cafeteria.

😠 Made an appointment, didn't show up and doesn't speak English.

😠 Food was good, service was deplorable. They dont have a credit card machine. They tried to ripp me off by charging me 137.00 USD for 2 kg of fish 12 beers and one small bowl of shrimp. Maximum the meal should have been 70.00 usd plus tip. Don't go to eat here. Rent a table and bring your own food. T...

😠 On Thursday, December 28, I decided to go to the Library by La Santa. We asked for a table and they told us that we could order any bottle so we ordered a bottle of 7 Leguas blanco in honor of Don Doroteo Arango's mare, the waiter told us that it was better to order a 3 liter missile from 7 Leguas,...

Dine-in · Takeaway · Delivery

😠 Atmosphere is normal. Clean areas. We were getting ready for an 11:00 flight and ordered Carl’s Jr breakfast burritos for my parents. Nothing compared to the pictures. I’ve ordered breakfast burritos from other Carls jrs in Puerto Vallarta and they are thick stuffed burritos. These were THIN with li...

😠 If you're not a customer here you won't be able to exchange foreign currency. What a joke.